#numba Posts | Darflen

‮895 8 months ago • 7 views
darflen PUN...

"he told me i was as useful as a white crayon..."
"aww, that's so mean... and what did you say back?"
"i said i was a white crayon inside his mom last night"
"OHHHHHthat wasn't funny"
"but it's true! it's darFACTUAL!"

get it???????????? bozo liam 🤣
jinx 1 year ago (edited) • 4 views •
ok this one truly belongs here

do you know why avocados love baseball?

because they are great pitchers

JAJAJAJAJAJAJA
jinx 1 year ago (edited) • 7 views •
what did the duck say to the avocado?

guac

GET IT??1?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA
Nothing beside remains. 1 year ago (edited) • 6 views •
darf
darfield
garfield
mr. sir lord wagoogus jr III
andorra
moon landings
avocado!

if you don't understand you're not smart
jinx 1 year ago (edited) • 6 views •
what did grandpa avocado say to the police officer after getting arrested

je demande un avocat

gET IT???!?

(he's french)
jinx 1 year ago • 10 views •
why did grandpa avocado get arrested by the police?

because IT TURNED BROWN!!!

get it???!!!
jinx 1 year ago (edited) • 4 views •
what did the avocado say to the other after a surprising turn of events

HOLY GUACAMOLE

🤪🤪
soupel 1 year ago (edited) • 5 views •

WHAT DID THE AVOCADO SAY TO THE OTHER WHEN THEY DIDNT HAVE CARDS?!1111

HAVE-A-CARD-O
audience laughter

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‮895 1 year ago • 3 views
darflen PUN...

"damn! i stubbed my toe hard"
"you stubbed your toe DARF?"
"what? i said hard"
"oh sorry i didn't hear you correctly my bad i apologize"
"it's okay man"
(good ending) (shit didn't break loose)

get it?? reverse psychology amirite
‮895 1 year ago • 8 views
darflen PUN...

"you danced at the party last night! i didn't know you could dance like that"
"you mean i DARFED last night! haha"
"Now do the veggie dance! (Aye) Now do the veggie dance! (Aye) Now do the- Now do the- Now do the veggie dance!"

get it? we're back with these puns baby
‮895 2 years ago • 8 views
darflen pun 1

i frogot

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