#dailypuns Posts | Darflen

PkmnQ⁧⁦ is cool⁩⁦ 1 year ago (edited) • 6 views •
I had a spooky pun about the number 4 that I was planning to post last Halloween, but I got 2² to say it
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soupel 1 year ago • 4 views •
What the did the noodle say to the other noodle soaking in the broth?

UDON YEt?11!?!!!
GE TI T?? bExcAuseE uDOn Is A tYppE of nOoDlE and It SsOUNDS lIke "YOU DONE"

forced audience laughter as their families are held at gunpoint
ALSO SHUTUP ABOUT THIS BEING NOT an aVoAdo puN! avOnT DO THE PPUN >:O
OKAy!1?1/!/!111
soupel 1 year ago • 5 views •
wHaT dId tHe AvOcAdo sAy aFteR heArIng a TerIbbLe JoKE?111......

How pitiful....
big crowd laughing.mp3 playing on loop
soupel 1 year ago (edited) • 13 views •
What kind of concert only costs 45 cents?......

A 50 Cent concert featuring Nickelback!
audience laughter

[insert random avocado here]
soupel 1 year ago • 5 views •
Ready to take a crack at these eggs-celent puns?! Here's one!

What do you call a crazy pigeon?......
A coo-coo bird!
audience laughter
soupel 1 year ago (edited) • 5 views •
WHAT DID THE AVOCADO SAY TO THE OTHER WHEN THEY DIDNT HAVE CARDS?!1111

HAVE-A-CARD-O
audience laughter