Hashtags | Darflen

‮895 1 year ago • 11 views
darflen PUN...

"did you know that eleven percent of the homeless population are veterans"
"DEADflen XD"
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get it??????????
‮895 1 year ago • 8 views
darflen PUN...

"darflen died for a bit"
"DEADflen XD"
"haha! see, because i know what darflen is now, i can appreciate this hilarious inside joke! lol!"

get it????????? die die die die d
‮895 1 year ago • 6 views
darflen PUN...

"darfield™"
"darfield™"

get it???????? WHY YOU BOOIN ME I'M RIGHT
‮895 1 year ago • 12 views
darflen PUN...

"the new AJR song is amazing"
"MISTER AJR BAHAHAHA "mrajr" XDXD I SAW THAT ON DARFLEN LOL"
"KILL YOURSELF"

get it??????? laugh track
‮895 1 year ago • 14 views
darflen PUN...

"aww look that fish's fin is messed up"
"you mean FLEN

a- as in DARFLEN"
"Used to be a hater, now you see me on your screen
Slide into my DM, but I leave 'em on seen
My phone is blowing up, I got gushers in my lean
Foreigns whizzing down the road, we rich and all we see is green (Yeah, they're green)
Hit her DM, no response to my message
Now I pull up in a foreign and she jealous
Necklace, I just dropped a thirty on a necklace (Bling bling!)
Stackin' money up like I'm bad at Tetris (Skrrt)
You can't catch me speeding off in a coupe
You can't catch me, I just lеt the horses loose (Lеt the horses loose)
Shawty blowin' in the wind 'cause I forgot the roof
Say you stuck around, but you ain't even in my group

Now you stick to me like glue 'cause all my hundreds blue
Now she call my phone but she ain't even with the crew
Now we goin' up and that's just what the money do
Private cruise, all these islands I could take you to
E-Every time airhorn sfx I feel like I can fly
Close your eyes and tell me that you're mine
Switching sides, I ain't never switching sides
Now my Rollie shines every time I check the time"

get it?????? sorry about the end my finger slipped
‮895 1 year ago • 7 views
darflen PUN...

"yo yesterday i caught a red fish"
"DARF!!! LOL! I KNOW THAT GUY!!!!!!!!!" shows darf, the wonderful darflen mascot "AND THEN THIS GUY MADE IT GARFIELD SO IT'S DARFIELD LMAOOOOOO"
"oh my god... fuck you dude, please get mental help"

get it????? this is the GREATEST joke of ALL tim
‮895 1 year ago • 8 views
darflen PUN...

"were you actually sick yesterday or were you faking it?"
"no i actually DARFED three times"
"what"
"i mean barfed oops"
"what"

get it???? i'm SO FUNNY
‮895 1 year ago (edited) • 5 views
darflen PUN...

"what's your favorite character from the hit tv series [The Amazing World of Gumball]?"
"honestly i think i relate to DARFLEN the most"
"what? you mean darwin?"
"OOPS! yeah him"
"what the fuck is a darflen"

get it?? i'll be here all week

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