#pun Posts | Darflen

PkmnQ⁧⁦ is cool⁩⁦ 1 year ago (edited) • 6 views •
I had a spooky pun about the number 4 that I was planning to post last Halloween, but I got 2² to say it
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jinx 1 year ago (edited) • 4 views •
ok this one truly belongs here

do you know why avocados love baseball?

because they are great pitchers

JAJAJAJAJAJAJA
soupel 1 year ago • 4 views •
What the did the noodle say to the other noodle soaking in the broth?

UDON YEt?11!?!!!
GE TI T?? bExcAuseE uDOn Is A tYppE of nOoDlE and It SsOUNDS lIke "YOU DONE"

forced audience laughter as their families are held at gunpoint
ALSO SHUTUP ABOUT THIS BEING NOT an aVoAdo puN! avOnT DO THE PPUN >:O
OKAy!1?1/!/!111
jinx 1 year ago (edited) • 7 views •
what did the duck say to the avocado?

guac

GET IT??1?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA
soupel 1 year ago • 5 views •
wHaT dId tHe AvOcAdo sAy aFteR heArIng a TerIbbLe JoKE?111......

How pitiful....
big crowd laughing.mp3 playing on loop
soupel 1 year ago (edited) • 13 views •
What kind of concert only costs 45 cents?......

A 50 Cent concert featuring Nickelback!
audience laughter

[insert random avocado here]
soupel 1 year ago • 5 views •
Ready to take a crack at these eggs-celent puns?! Here's one!

What do you call a crazy pigeon?......
A coo-coo bird!
audience laughter
Nothing beside remains. 1 year ago (edited) • 6 views •
darf
darfield
garfield
mr. sir lord wagoogus jr III
andorra
moon landings
avocado!

if you don't understand you're not smart
jinx 1 year ago (edited) • 6 views •
what did grandpa avocado say to the police officer after getting arrested

je demande un avocat

gET IT???!?

(he's french)
soupel 1 year ago (edited) • 5 views •
WHAT DID THE AVOCADO SAY TO THE OTHER WHEN THEY DIDNT HAVE CARDS?!1111

HAVE-A-CARD-O
audience laughter