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absolute noodles 📌 5 months ago • 5 views
remember: buy a man fish he day, teach fish man to a lifetime
absolute noodles 2 months ago • 2 views •
lazy bear smh
absolute noodles 2 months ago • 7 views
insert cash or select payment type
absolute noodles 2 months ago • 3 views
the soup is cold and the salad is hot
how is that even POSSIBLE
absolute noodles 2 months ago • 3 views
i am currently craving various pastries
absolute noodles 2 months ago • 4 views •
this was a close one
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absolute noodles 2 months ago • 6 views
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absolute noodles 2 months ago • 7 views
because of pkmnq ive found myself saying "alrighty" a lot more frequently
absolute noodles 2 months ago • 9 views •
managed to log back in after losing my password a long time ago so yeah i can play pce again
were so back
absolute noodles 2 months ago (edited) • 13 views
we should bring back those 3 dots arranged in a triangle that means "therefore"

it was truly one of the symbols of all time
absolute noodles 2 months ago • 4 views
i havent had salami in forever and DUDE it tastes so good

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