noodles's Posts

noodles 📌 1 year ago • 5 views
remember: buy a man fish he day, teach fish man to a lifetime
noodles 9 months ago • 4 views
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noodles 9 months ago • 6 views
how to give cheese an aneurysm
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noodles 9 months ago • 10 views
noodles 9 months ago • 4 views
is that Krispy Kreme deltarune real
noodles 9 months ago • 6 views
uhhhh
je suis pomme
Nothing beside remains. 1 year ago • 8 views

Maître Corbeau, sur un arbre perché,
Tenait en son bec une tomate.
Maître Renard, par l'éstomac allégé
Lui tint à peu près ce language:
Et bonjour, Monsieur du Corbeau,
Que vous êtes joli! que vous me semblez beau!
Sans mentir, si votre ramage
Se rapporte à votre plumage,
Vous êtes le Phénix des hôtes de ces bois.
À ces mots le Corbeau se rappella d’antan,
Et comme vengeance du passé, il laissa tomber
Sur la tête du Renard une tomate bien crue
Car il avait juré qu’on ne l’y prendrait plus.

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noodles 9 months ago • 10 views
tally hall fans when your favourite song is ruler of everything and not joe's cousins brothers neighbour's friend's cousin's uncle's grandfather's yelling and screaming with no musical lyrics or anything musical recorded only on 1 single floppy disc hidden in a tree trunk in yugoslavia
noodles 10 months ago • 2 views
an angel loses its wings when someone makes a "an angel loses its wings when [pet peeve]" joke
noodles 10 months ago • 22 views
i really hope youtube cancels that stupid ass ai age detection thing they're planning on doing

for those who don't know (rant incoming): youtube is planning on releasing an ai system for users in the us that just. decides what age you are based on what you watch
which is absolute bullshit and will probably mislabel pretty much any neurodivergent person as a baby (as ive heard some people say). which is seriously worrying for many users and i think i'm gonna straight up boycott youtube when it happens, if it even (hopefully not) does. (unrelated but darflen's character limit is very high, thanks i need this space to rant) i'm really fucking disappointed with this and i seriously don't know what ill do

in conclusion: ai can go fuck itself, i hate this pure bullshit disguised as "protecting the kids" (which should be UP TO THE PARENTS), if i got anything wrong let me know, and lastly watch bob's burgers (it's peak)
noodles 10 months ago • 7 views
based on how summer is getting i think that juno shooting at the sun with a gun is pretty justified

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