absolute noodles's Posts

absolute noodles 📌 5 months ago • 5 views
remember: buy a man fish he day, teach fish man to a lifetime
absolute noodles 2 days ago • 1 view •
if i am elected mayor i will
uhhhh
absolute noodles 2 days ago • 7 views •
why are you at a restaurant with your lawyer
absolute noodles 24 days ago • 3 views
when the
absolute noodles 27 days ago • 11 views
since you're the soup man himself i must ask
are the following things soup?
- cereal
- the ocean
- macaroni and cheese
absolute noodles 1 month ago • 2 views
"watch what happens when we try to turn a figure 8 into a circle"
"i dont fucking CARE"
absolute noodles 1 month ago • 7 views
so the phrases 'tis and 'twas used to exist yet sadly no longer are in use
over time 'tis morphed into it's
but what about 'twas?
we need a modern verson of it
absolute noodles 1 month ago • 9 views
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True... 75%

False... 25%
Ended • 8 votes
absolute noodles 1 month ago • 2 views
OH, HES A JACKRABBIT, OH HES GETTING AWAY OHOHOHOHOHO
absolute noodles 1 month ago • 4 views
they call me marvin the way i marvelous mechanical museum
absolute noodles 1 month ago • 3 views
upon posting this i now realize that pkmnq did not in fact use a fancy arrow symbol and now i look like an utter fool for thinking such
absolute noodles 1 month ago • 2 views

may 16 -> 17
sadly i do not have the cool arrow symbol but i do have ¶

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