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"Good morning, Barrytown residents! As you may know, Barriertown, while usually keeping their annual obstructive garbage to themselves, have in recent years started causing trouble in our territory. Five years ago, it was an excusable (albeit still obnoxious) smattering of debris. Three years ago, it was a questionable telephone hijack targeted towards one of our citizens. And this year, the straw that broke the camel's back, a Barrierer cut all of our trees, every last one of them, all for a quickly-rotting pile in Barriertown's center. Today, we have finally made Simon Barry pay for these transgressions against us, and we've finally come to an agreement. Any Barriertown resident that dares to ever enter this town again will get fined five thousand dollars. In exchange, we Barrytown folk will too get fined the same amount for entering Barriertown, though I'm sure none of you had any plans to go visit that wretched horror. Starting today, we're forever safe from the Barriering."