Maximus's Posts

Maximus 📌 6 months ago • 17 views
"The giant looks in the mirror and sees nothing"
Maximus 1 year ago • 2 views •
White Ball (Ad Libs) (Unused) - Marvin's Marvelous Mechanical Museum.

Song: White Ball (Ad Libs) (Unused)
Composer: Joe Hawley
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Maximus 1 year ago • 2 views
Time Machine has became one of my favorites, the hook brings me back, it's something i can rely on.

"Ooh live the dream with a time machine, you been waiting forever"
Maximus 1 year ago • 4 views •
How time flies
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Maximus 1 year ago • 5 views
You know i need to catch up on hermitcraft I'm still on season 9 episode 12 of grian's POV, which was 2 YEARS AGO.

I only watch grian pov too, I should be on season 10 by now.
Maximus 1 year ago • 7 views
Which Scratchy's Adventure 1 category should I grind?

Any% 33%

Glitchless 17%

No Joystick 33%

100% 17%
Ended • 6 votes
Maximus 1 year ago • 6 views •
I received a request to answer this question. Nope—gotta say this has never happened to me. Never happened to my husband, either, who actually has balls.

A man would have to be microwaving in the nude, with an oven postioned, shall we say, a little below waist height, an odd location for a microwave. Then, few things you microwave involve putting the area below your waist up close. Then, even in the highly unlikely even that you closed your balls in the microwave door, most microwaves have quick release latches—so actually getting your balls trapped in the door would be difficult—the door would also have to be malfunctioning pretty severely.

In this case, I guess you would have to hope you were either close enought to your phone or else had a housemate to call 911 for you—and that the EMTs would not laugh at you when they rescue you. Probably not—they are professionals, after all…

Writing this reply means that there are 15 seconds or so I’ll never get back… :)
Maximus 1 year ago • 6 views
This Isn't Rob Cantor
Maximus 1 year ago (edited) • 6 views
What ever happened to netheri?

Bro phased out of existence one day, bro i come back to his profile and, bro got depression and fucking banned, the most precious beloved child that goes by the name of netheri getting banned is just crazy.

I think that guy with 12 grade English skills and simi brianrotted is getting to me.

Also what's bros discord, that be amazing.
Maximus 1 year ago • 4 views
Be-Cleve In Yourself
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Maximus 1 year ago • 3 views
Who did "25" SpongeBob reaction better jackzfiml (1) or Kirbymaster87 (2)
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