I received a request to answer this question. Nope—gotta say this has never happened to me. Never happened to my husband, either, who actually has balls.
A man would have to be microwaving in the nude, with an oven postioned, shall we say, a little below waist height, an odd location for a microwave. Then, few things you microwave involve putting the area below your waist up close. Then, even in the highly unlikely even that you closed your balls in the microwave door, most microwaves have quick release latches—so actually getting your balls trapped in the door would be difficult—the door would also have to be malfunctioning pretty severely.
In this case, I guess you would have to hope you were either close enought to your phone or else had a housemate to call 911 for you—and that the EMTs would not laugh at you when they rescue you. Probably not—they are professionals, after all…
Writing this reply means that there are 15 seconds or so I’ll never get back… :)
A man would have to be microwaving in the nude, with an oven postioned, shall we say, a little below waist height, an odd location for a microwave. Then, few things you microwave involve putting the area below your waist up close. Then, even in the highly unlikely even that you closed your balls in the microwave door, most microwaves have quick release latches—so actually getting your balls trapped in the door would be difficult—the door would also have to be malfunctioning pretty severely.
In this case, I guess you would have to hope you were either close enought to your phone or else had a housemate to call 911 for you—and that the EMTs would not laugh at you when they rescue you. Probably not—they are professionals, after all…
Writing this reply means that there are 15 seconds or so I’ll never get back… :)
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