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This is for u 😊 Read till the end! I sent an angel to watch over you last night, but it came back and asked "why?" The angel said, "angels don't watch over angels!" Twenty angels are in your world. Ten are sleeping, nine of them are playing and one is reading this message. God has seen you struggling with some things and God says it's over. A blessing is coming your way. If you believe in God send this message to 14 friends including me, if I don't get it back I guess I'm not one of them. As soon as you get 5 replies, someone you love will quietly surprise you... Not joking. Pass this message on. Please don't ignore it. you are being tested and God is going to fix two big things tonight in your favor. If you believe in God drop everything and pass it on TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. DON'T BREAK THIS. SEND THIS TO 14 FRIENDS IN 10 MINUTES IT'S NOT THAT HARD. WHOEVER SENT THIS TO YOU MUST CARE ABOUT YOU

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Maximus 1 year ago • 6 views •

I received a request to answer this question. Nope—gotta say this has never happened to me. Never happened to my husband, either, who actually has balls.

A man would have to be microwaving in the nude, with an oven postioned, shall we say, a little below waist height, an odd location for a microwave. Then, few things you microwave involve putting the area below your waist up close. Then, even in the highly unlikely even that you closed your balls in the microwave door, most microwaves have quick release latches—so actually getting your balls trapped in the door would be difficult—the door would also have to be malfunctioning pretty severely.

In this case, I guess you would have to hope you were either close enought to your phone or else had a housemate to call 911 for you—and that the EMTs would not laugh at you when they rescue you. Probably not—they are professionals, after all…

Writing this reply means that there are 15 seconds or so I’ll never get back… :)

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Maximus 1 year ago • 8 views •

Now i know you all probably gonna hate me for this, i know this might cause a rampage in the comments, cause a few people on this subreddit have already made rants about him , and people have made hate comments to the people who made these rant posts , but look it's our opinions if you love Eric Cartman and you hate these rant posts about him then i suggest not clicking on to them and reading them ok , and if you love this character that's fine by me it's your opinion just don't post hate comments to me ok , anyway let's get into it , why i hate Cartman, he is such of an obest manipulative racist , he's a really bad friend to Stan , Kyle, and Kenny , he calls Stan a hippie, he calls Kyle a jew , and is manipulative towards Kenny which is unfair because those 3 are my favorite characters, he's a spoiled brat and horrible towards his mother , and he does the most illegal things possible , and he has a problem with red haired people seriously why isn't he expelled from his school , he jokes about breast cancer which is really serious, and it leads him to a fight with Wendy Testaburger , only for him to loose and i was like yeah serves you right you fat bastard, well done Wendy , Cartman was just asking for it the whole entire episode, this is why Wendy is one of my favorite characters in the entire show , and he is a big massive racist seriously it's 2024 now and he's still racist, and his so whiny , and annoying as fuck his voice goes through me , okay i think I've made my point now , i do love this show but I can just not stand Cartman at all he is an evil dick , so yeah that's it that's my rant on Eric cartman , and remember from the beginning of this rant responsible comments don't be yelling at me in the comments, just for ranting on Cartman everyone is entitled to their own opinion thanks for reading guys

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noodles 1 year ago • 5 views •

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Nothing beside remains. 1 year ago • 7 views •

thinking of pasta
yknow what i say about pasta?
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i am currently wishing to take action in my necessity to participate in the consumption of voluminous quantities of spaghetti

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Nothing beside remains. 1 year ago (edited) • 11 views •

MR MAXIMUS MEEMS, THAT IS 3 BUTTONS

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1 year ago • 2 views •

Food tasty

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Maximus 1 year ago • 13 views •

People who spend their life guessing passwords to old (or new) accounts, or if they use scripts to do it are wasting their time. They are achieving absolutely nothing, and getting innocent accounts banned for absolutely nothing. Even if the account is old, and likely never going to come back, thats not the point. They have no way of telling if the account is going to come back. They are invading on the accounts privacy, as they have access to all of their personal information associated with scratch. They can see what their email is, and all of their unshared projects, which is very bad and immoral. Especially since many users use the same password for a lot of things, and once you know the email, you could potentially find a lot of accounts on the internet with the same email, and hack into them as well. These accounts are also potentially active, which means it is worse when you get them banned. Even if you aren't doing these things when you pg, then it is an even more of a waste of time. You just hack into an account, do nothing, and say, "oh look guys im really cool i have a 3 character account" and literally no one cares in the slightest. If not, people start to get annoyed. And I for one get very annoyed by this, people showing off that they managed to get rare accounts, because they put no effort into it at all. Their literally just running a script. And you should not be able to brag just for that. Also, 5 seconds later the account gets banned, and you don't have a 3 character account anymore. What do you do? Hack into another one. And then the process repeats over and over, until every 3 character account has been pged, and there is no hope for anyone, and it s all because of stupid pgers like ayd and marimo that ruined it for everyone. And then what will they do? They'll move on to 4 chars, and then 5 chars, and before you know it they start pging 20chars. And they'll be like "Woah guys look I managed to get an account on scratch :0" and no body will care because no body uses scratch anymore. And then one day the final account will be pged, and scratch will be doomed. (not that I care about scratch either.) But for a lot of people, who, by now have become adults, and grew up with scratch, it will be very disappointing, that it was ruined by a couple of immature people breaking the terms of service. And even though I don't like scratch, I don't like that people like ayd and marimo think they get to do whatever they want, and don't care in the slightest about what other people think.

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