ifoen pro max ultra plus 20 fold 5g+
made fresh from sweatshops in the following countries:
China
Vietnam
Thailand
Mexico
note: child labor laws are ignored
the geneva convention is ignored
we do not pay our slav- i mean workers
note: our budget for specs on phone this year (which we ship from sweatshops in taiwan to other sweatshops in the countries above; we do not care about the quality of your phones; our shipments are shaky as fuck; we only paid 15 pesos for the transportation) is 23 dolairs (we don't care about the existence of you or your handy dandy "innovation")
note: we spent all our money on ad campaigning so as we said, your phone will be GOBSHITE
buy starting at 500000 doll hairs (decreases in value by 62.4% each week)
made fresh from sweatshops in the following countries:
China
Vietnam
Thailand
Mexico
note: child labor laws are ignored
the geneva convention is ignored
we do not pay our slav- i mean workers
note: our budget for specs on phone this year (which we ship from sweatshops in taiwan to other sweatshops in the countries above; we do not care about the quality of your phones; our shipments are shaky as fuck; we only paid 15 pesos for the transportation) is 23 dolairs (we don't care about the existence of you or your handy dandy "innovation")
note: we spent all our money on ad campaigning so as we said, your phone will be GOBSHITE
buy starting at 500000 doll hairs (decreases in value by 62.4% each week)
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