It appears I should make an apology to Britain.
I'm sorry.
Now because I can't bomb Britain I'm going to say new reasons why I should be elected!
NUMBER ONE! LOWER TAXES AND BOOST THE RENEWABLE ENERGY! NO MORE POLLUTION!
NUMBER TWO! BLAZE AND OTHER GUY ARE BANNED BECAUSE PEOPLE HATE THEM!
NUMBER THREE! WORLD PEACE! SO MUCH PEACE YOU WILL DIE!
NUMBER FOUR! PLANT FOOD AND PLANT TREES AND CLEAN UP OCEAN I WILL DO THAT!
NUMBER FIVE! because I'm a nice guy :)
I'm sorry.
Now because I can't bomb Britain I'm going to say new reasons why I should be elected!
NUMBER ONE! LOWER TAXES AND BOOST THE RENEWABLE ENERGY! NO MORE POLLUTION!
NUMBER TWO! BLAZE AND OTHER GUY ARE BANNED BECAUSE PEOPLE HATE THEM!
NUMBER THREE! WORLD PEACE! SO MUCH PEACE YOU WILL DIE!
NUMBER FOUR! PLANT FOOD AND PLANT TREES AND CLEAN UP OCEAN I WILL DO THAT!
NUMBER FIVE! because I'm a nice guy :)
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xbfj 1 year agothis isnt making me want to vote im gonna be honest -
anoobwithnolifesed 1 year agowell you gotta say why you can't just say you don't wanna vote because yes -
xbfj 1 year ago
my personal opinion its too hyper and violent sounding