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jinx 11 months ago (edited) • 3 views •
birds are government drones made to monitor every single citizen, they don't actually migrate in winter, they just fly off to the nearest bird powering facility and recharge their battery.

the dead birds we see on the floor are actually bio-engineered organism made and placed by the government to manipulate us into thinking their drones are 100% biological. Think about it, when was the last time you've ever caught a bird? never. they just fly away. so why would you even think it's possible for one of those ''bird'' things to die? fun fact: this is actually called the ''bird fallacy''. The humans claiming to have hunted birds are all paid actors by the government, it's true.

it's so obvious when they try and make up for it by telling us some things like cats and stuff are the ones who hunt them down.. ??? how would a creature that literally can't differentiate a glass door from air be agile and sneaky enough to catch a contraption as fast as some of our own engineered vehicles?? yeah, there's no way these things called birds are real lol... the government really thought we were dumb enough to believe in that nonsense.