Hashtags | Darflen

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"hey hey look around look around wouldn't it be nice for someone to miss you"
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"i wish i could act on a show on TV, so i could practice not being me" real
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mince raft
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darf
darfield
garfield
mr. sir lord wagoogus jr III
andorra
moon landings
avocado!

if you don't understand you're not smart
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i should be famous i'm like the former world record holder for youngest cat in the world
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i found a cool trick to guess anyone's age
so first you take your age, and you add 1 and subtract 1
then you take the number 0 and add 2 then divide by 2 and subtract 1 and the resultant number is your age when you were born 😎😎
and the first number is your age now 😎😎😎😎😎😎
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darflen lore part I (oversimplified)
so basically, darf darf darfield darfish and so the world was created and stuff happened but then it was wiped. and then paradock did stuff and became a god and a fish was made the representative of paradock in the real world of real numbers, and the fish was named darf by the community of people who followed darf to a clearing in the mountains named the darflands. darf did darfield darf darfield and the trinker and jinx was elected as mayor, and then grapes self chosen as queen and 598 as king. uh and then some cloud went over the mountains and shouted at a group of meowers to join his discord server and he got hit on the head by a hammer and put in jail in the darflands for a bit. then darf darf darf and guess what everyone forgot what they said before. so then they had to remember all their old posts from memory at 3am and then someone called blaze advertised his village (a hole in a swamp full of poison frogs how appaling) and people told him to stfu and blaze_app was a sigma and saved everyone in a huge battle until blaze got tired of it and walked out. and was never seen again. then darf had a vision that Paradock said the best users would be given badges that would prove that people were who they said they were who they were, and someone called s4il got hated on. then jinx proved he was a bigfootjinx fan, PkmnQ proved he was cool, 598 proved he was dizzy and a bit dumb (jk you aren’t) and cheesewhisk3rs proved they were -1 IQ; all of them were given badges
that’s part I of darflen lore (oversimplified)
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DaGreenBoi 10 months ago • 9 views
lets start a new hashtag the hashtag
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to when people don’t want you to and louder when they say stfu
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i second this
jinx 10 months ago • 6 views

can we mayors, queen and king have a salary

requesting $10k per month

thank you

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