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qxva 📌 1 year ago (edited) • 81 views
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qxva 28 days ago • 2 views
2 to go
qxva 28 days ago • 28 views

what other website should i join and post on instead of darflen

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qxva 28 days ago • 3 views
after i find 3 i will leave this site.
qxva 28 days ago • 28 views

what other website should i join and post on instead of darflen

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qxva 28 days ago • 28 views
what other website should i join and post on instead of darflen
qxva 1 month ago • 14 views
which'll come first

sun burns out 55%

the last 14.9091% 45%
Ended • 11 votes
qxva 1 month ago • 3 views
90% of these are features every website added probably before 2008

pardoc please start adding suggestions
WIKI TRANSFER 85.0909% COMPLETE 📌 2 months ago (edited) • 10 views

fungus's userscript directory

upcoming scripts in queue:

- bettericons bugfix
- betterprofiles
- find
- muted terms + ignore users, communities
- betternav
userscripts and download links

Note: although catbox download links are supposed to stay forever, some of the download links are dead so if you have a version of one of my dead userscripts please send it to me
these are the latest downloads for each of my fully released userscripts, me and @\hi are the only official distributors of my userscripts

- better icons:
- more themes [alpha]:
- jinx seal of approval:
- oneko:
- soggify:
-- soggify camelMode:
- Custom CSS: [dead URL]
- Post audience viewer: (old version: [dead URL])
- Images for poll options: [dead URL]

possible upcoming userscripts

betterNotifs
betterGallery
followCommunities / hashtags
community reposts
account switcher
moreThemes ui
better replies
better links
betteremojis
betterprofiles
ignore
betterembeds
betterpages
directcomment
betterNav

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qxva 1 month ago (edited) • 3 views
2 views in 38 minutes? more than a TOS page.
WIKI TRANSFER 85.0909% COMPLETE 1 month ago • 9 views •

notification when your poll finishes

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qxva 1 month ago • 4 views
A priest was assigned to a new church
He was really stressed out during his first mass; he could barely speak to the people. Before his second mass, he visited his superior and asked him how to suppress his nervousness. His superior told him to add some vodka into his water and after a few sips, he'd immediatly feel more relaxed.
>Next Sunday, the priest decides to heed his suprior's advice. And indeed, after drinking with a full glass, he felt like he could speak in front of even thousands of people.

The next morning, he didn't remember that much from the previous day's events, but he was sure he wasn't nervous at all. When he got up, he noticed a letter from his superior on his nightstand. He opened it and started reading.

'Dear Brother,

1 - Next time, only have a few sips and don't down that drink at once.

2 - We don't put ice cubes and lime into the mass chalice.

3 - The Bible is not a coaster.

4 - The tablecloth on the altar is not a napkin.

5 - There are ten commandments, and not twelve.

6 - There were twelve disciples, and not ten.

7 - We don't refer to the cross as "that bigass T".

8 - We don't refer to Jesus and his disciples as "DJ JC and the Gang".

9 - David beat Goliath with a sling, he didn't "destroy that fucker's ass with a Magnum 357".

10 - It was the snake that was slithering on the apple tree, and not "God's dick".

11 - We don't refer to Judas as "that dickhead".

12 - The Pope is holy, he isn't "our mate" and we don't call him "the Godfather".

13 - We don't refer to "the Father, the Son and the Holy Spirit" as "the Big Daddy, the Lil' Dude and the Crypt Fugitive".

14 - Judas betrayed Jesus for thirty silver coins at the Mount of Olives, and not for "two cents at the Chinese market".

And besides, sinners go to hell, and don't "piss off to party with our boy Satan".'
qxva 1 month ago • 2 views
it's the first
pillow 1 month ago • 11 views •

Which of these is the flag of Czechoslovakia

First 82%

Second 18%
Ended • 11 votes

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qxva 1 month ago • 5 views
opposite just happened to me
cheesewhisk3rs 2 years ago • 18 views

I just lived through 2 minutes of google light mode while trying to find out how to switch it to dark

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qxva 1 month ago • 12 views
can you bring darf canvas back

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