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absolute noodles 📌 5 months ago • 5 views
remember: buy a man fish he day, teach fish man to a lifetime
absolute noodles 5 months ago • 3 views
darflen for androooooooid
absolute noodles 5 months ago • 2 views
that the population of bhutan is at least 3
absolute noodles 5 months ago • 6 views
my nefarious, diabolical, and maybe even quite sinister self when i see my neighbor's blueberry pie cooling down unattended on the windowsill:
absolute noodles 5 months ago • 10 views
happy new yea r
today i feel like listing the powers of 2 until i dont rember them
1, 2, 4, 8, 16, 32, 64, 128, 256, 512, 1024, 2048, 4096, 8192, 16384, 32768, 65536, 131072, 262144
absolute noodles 5 months ago • 4 views
this will be my last post of 2024
wowzers uhh i should probably make it awesombe

hamburger
absolute noodles 5 months ago • 5 views
it's new years eve!!! wow!!! (unless you live on the other side of the planet)
absolute noodles 5 months ago • 6 views
beavers are so funny like why do they see a river and think "nuh uh"
absolute noodles 5 months ago • 6 views
five. hundred. gooberts
absolute noodles 5 months ago • 5 views
to a city in ohio where he lived in a tree and he worked in a nasal decongestion factory
absolute noodles 6 months ago • 5 views

but the sanitation workers didnt really approve so he packed up his accordion and had to move

absolute noodles 6 months ago • 9 views

this is a story about a guy named al who lived in a sewer with his hamster pal

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absolute noodles 6 months ago • 3 views
to DO THE BART MAN

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