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jcole 2 days ago (edited) • 6 views
i was watching a video about the xbox one hack ive already heard of forever ago and i hate it because i GUESS ITS A "HACK"
you have to jank the hell out of it and fully disassemble nearly everything THEN jerk around with the hardware then short the power supply
then the processor glitches up and messes up a check
then you can get arbitrary code execution
only works on xbox ones specifically from 2013
oh and you need to solder wires to the motherboard ohh and remove some capacitors and ohh a basic mosfet setup to pull the north bridge core rail to ground ohhh
like I GUESS BRO

more specifically, by placing a resistor on the power rails and removing surface mounted capacitors from the board to reduce "noise", the guy used "Differential Power Analysis (DPA)" to map the electrical signatures of the boot process:
THEN THIS GUY USES "CROWBAR VOLTAGE GLITCHING": ""briefly pulling the North Bridge rail to ground for roughly 100–200 nanoseconds — to corrupt this initialization and trick the system into outputting postcodes it was supposed to keep silent"" and then all that for a successful boot that currently lands within a range of roughly a minute to 30 minutes

its not worth it at all dude
i really dont want to acknowledge it as a hack because its barely a hack
like yeah its a hack by definition
but still

usually hacks arent "jerk around with your hardware (that you probably only have one of) for hours, burning through chips, and literally removing bits off your motherboard, while risking bricking/losing everything, to gain something you dont even know how to reasonably use to its fullest form, because all the research progress stopped when they got to the arbritrary code execution"

its usually "yeah we found this bug its at most 10 easy steps and if its related to hardware you'll at most have to bridge some pins or disconnect a battery or do something at a specific time"

AND DEV MODE EXISTS
which kind of does 80% of what you would want to "hack" an xbox for

and this was months ago

but what do i know

right......
jcole 2 days ago • 11 views
after securing a job ive come to realize that i genuinely have no idea what to spend money on, im used to having a 3 penny budget and having to cut every corner to fit it but even when there's a surplus available i cant justify actually buying anything

second post in like 5 minutes
jcole 2 days ago • 8 views
lemme get the uhhh uhhhh uhhhh the uhhhh mouse uhhh thing uhh mouse object thingy uhhh
jcole 9 days ago • 13 views
JOB SECURED 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥😤💪
jcole 13 days ago • 10 views

i applied for a job lets see the results

jcole 15 days ago • 12 views

im trying to get a job but literally EVERY JOB IS

"oh you need 59 degrees and 80 years of experience"
Job: Package Sorter

and then my family gets all pissy at me when i dont have a job and i will literally send them potential jobs ATLEAST ONCE A WEEK AND THEY'LL JUST IGNORE ME

bro i WANT TO WORK
im not purposely avoiding it

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jcole 13 days ago • 10 views
i applied for a job lets see the results
jcole 15 days ago • 12 views

im trying to get a job but literally EVERY JOB IS

"oh you need 59 degrees and 80 years of experience"
Job: Package Sorter

and then my family gets all pissy at me when i dont have a job and i will literally send them potential jobs ATLEAST ONCE A WEEK AND THEY'LL JUST IGNORE ME

bro i WANT TO WORK
im not purposely avoiding it

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jcole 15 days ago • 12 views
im trying to get a job but literally EVERY JOB IS

"oh you need 59 degrees and 80 years of experience"
Job: Package Sorter

and then my family gets all pissy at me when i dont have a job and i will literally send them potential jobs ATLEAST ONCE A WEEK AND THEY'LL JUST IGNORE ME

bro i WANT TO WORK
im not purposely avoiding it
jcole 16 days ago • 5 views
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jcole 19 days ago • 11 views
2 years on darblen
jcole 19 days ago • 3 views
WHOS GONNA CARRY THE BOATS AND THE LOGS???? IT'S ME!!!!!!!!!! 🔥🔥🔥🔥
jcole 23 days ago • 7 views
how hard is it to shoot the enemies and win

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