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that was most definitely not generated by my annoying homie chatgtp

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Fungi 5 months ago • 6 views •

For Americans: Ranch or Blue Cheese? I prefer ranch

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Fungi 5 months ago (edited) • 6 views •

: the uncensored version of School Spirit by Kanye West. Aretha Franklin was a devoted Christian and didn't want profanity associated to one of her songs, in which West sampled. Even in Explicit versions of the album sold and distributed, all profanity would be distorted.

Audio: uncensored version of School Spirit.

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Fungi 5 months ago • 5 views

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esben 5 months ago • 7 views

Chat is Darflen News Reporter a good source?
ANYWAY IT WAS AN ACCIDENT HE WONT DO IT AGAIN FREE MY GUY

5 months ago • 5 views

esben, maxy fucking asked peple to kill themselves, he deserved it

esben 5 months ago • 14 views

UNBAN MRMEEMS HE DID NOTHING WRONG

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Fungi 5 months ago • 6 views

shut the fuck up

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Fungi 5 months ago (edited) • 14 views •

Darflen News - January 7th, 2025

Sector 1 (Abridged, Draft)
PRO-TERRORIST QXVA DECIDES TO BOMB DARLEN(N)E NURSERY DAYCARE, EXTREMELY GRAPHIC SCENE TAKES PLACE.

January 4th, 2025--Darftown--"It was pure massacre. I don't think even grown adults could bear that scene ... I can't believe any type of creature would do this," says volunteer Jamie Bartfish, a red darfish volunteering at the daycare who miraculously survived. On 11 AM, the day after new year, an initially unidentified Darfish broke into the building. They had a large backpack with a ski mask on, pepper spray, 2 guns, and much more weapons. Emergency 52 (911 in US human terms) was called, but it was too late. The terrorist had already planted an explosive, and many gunshots were fired, but the gunshots fortunately missed most of all times, only damaging some equipment. Two more people wearing the same instruments and outfit barged in the building suddenly, threatening small infants and adults. Many children were hidden in small rooms, but the terrorist team found the children and shot them within about 4 1/2 half minutes since the main person entered, leaving 5 dead bodies. The city SWAT, Defense (Parent branch of Bomb Squad), and Police had arrived. Just as the rescue team enterd in, the bomb had exploded. Teachers carrying as much as 4 kids in their arms ran away fast, but it was too late. Blood, organs, bones, and flesh went flying everywhere. Suddenly, the camera broke. From that point on, there was no completely sufficient information of the scene.

The police shot bullets on the terrorist crew, except for the main person. From this day, there was a global operation for the secret criminal, including people from regions Darf Planet, Scratchia, wasteofland, and even the SoktDeerland, which has notably conflicted with Darf Planet in the past. After 3 days, the main suspect was found--Qxva, following the investigations of G'Tim Been Gouyr. This was a massive shock for the world, as qxva had seemed like a good person up top. 1 day later, qxva confessed everything, feeling sincerely sorry for what he did. Darfriends have considered the action on the 2nd "unforgivable," and "a threat to society." The trial is currently scheduled to be held next week. "qxva has a huge chance to be punished via ancient torture methods, which are still technically legal by law," says Moke Bendock, a lawyer with over 35 years of experience.

qxva has committed an estimated 273 crimes. Over 94 people were pronounced dead that night.

TO BE CONTINUED, MAY ADD EXTRA INFO LATER

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Fungi 5 months ago • 10 views

shut the fuck up

5 months ago (edited) • 14 views •

Darflen News - January 7th, 2025

MrMeems accused of posting TOS-Breaking comments on a post, currently on trial

Maxy denied the allegations, but we're looking for proof. qxva claimed that maxy said "kys" on a post, he could be sentenced to life in darf prison, where ayd currently is after being sentenced to life in prison for the same reason.

we will update you later,

will have the final say

fyi the comments were on

's post called "meat reveal". maxy deleted the comments to hide it when qxva found it. if fungi confirms, maxy could face a life sentence

darf on, darfriends!

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Fungi 5 months ago • 5 views

is something wrong with my chatgpt

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