Eagle's Posts

Eagle 6 months ago • 5 views
Meiosis
Eagle 6 months ago • 13 views
American politics are hilarious from an outside perspective.
Eagle 6 months ago (edited) • 3 views
If I were to start a cult we would worship knowledge and art and beauty and do murals and graffiti everywhere.
Maximus 6 months ago (edited) • 17 views

Speaking of cults.

I bet i could start a cult heres the basis:

We pray to Me because I am a divine creature who should be given everything.

We believe that I came from heaven to save humanity and save the world.

Nobody Can Leave this cult.

We will live in a unsolicited forest.

We will wear pure black kkk inspired robes similar to the one Ye wore to his DJ Akademiks interview but the leader (me) wears a cyan colored one.

We will speak a made up language.

We will live in harmony together.

Every 20th red moon, we will have the Red Sun Massacre where the leader kills off the adults so the children can reproduce with the other cult members of their age without distractions from older individuals.

We will be apart of the meem cult.

This might be illegal.

The image below describes a Red Sun Massacre where the leader kills off the adults after 20 red moons.

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Eagle 6 months ago • 6 views
My dreams where I murder people have stopped.
Though they have now become quite fearful or unhinged. And I rarely ever remember anything in detail anymore.
Eagle 6 months ago (edited) • 9 views •
Sanguine :3
Eagle 6 months ago • 7 views
Maybe this is the kind of thoughts I should actually be talking to my therapist about...
Eagle 6 months ago • 14 views

I just had a crazy idea to get a girlfriend:

- Join a not too crazy cult that doesn't have any weird rituals to prove your faith (since obviously I'm not going to actually believe whatever it is they preach), but also has a strong inner community culture.
- They probably do matchmaking within their own members, as a way of discouraging union with non-believers.
- They'll see I'm young and set me up with someone.
- As trust builds up, start carefully de-brainwashing her, without raising suspicion from in-cult authorities or losing her trust, until she agrees we should leave the cult and live normally as a couple.

Absolute genius idea.

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Eagle 6 months ago • 14 views
I just had a crazy idea to get a girlfriend:

- Join a not too crazy cult that doesn't have any weird rituals to prove your faith (since obviously I'm not going to actually believe whatever it is they preach), but also has a strong inner community culture.
- They probably do matchmaking within their own members, as a way of discouraging union with non-believers.
- They'll see I'm young and set me up with someone.
- As trust builds up, start carefully de-brainwashing her, without raising suspicion from in-cult authorities or losing her trust, until she agrees we should leave the cult and live normally as a couple.

Absolute genius idea.
Eagle 6 months ago • 9 views
No N-word November.
Eagle 6 months ago (edited) • 3 views
One every day has proven to be too much for my not very open schedule.
I have 8 portraits done so far, so I guess that counts as roughly one every other day?
Eagle 7 months ago • 15 views

I'm gonna start drawing one realistic portrait of random stuff I find everyday until I get a girl.
It'll be a long time, so good practice!

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Eagle 6 months ago • 9 views
I can't explain it but kangaroos look super inbred.

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