Maximus's Posts - Page 57

What's your opinion on Double-Juaning

Context: People Type "juan" or some sort of variation of "juan" in the

thread also known as the Juan chain.

Some people do it twice, this is known as a Double-Juan or dos-juan, the act of this is called a Double Juan.

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Maximus 1 year ago • 7 views

THERES MORE OF THEM

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Maximus 1 year ago (edited) • 10 views

I felt wonderful today; until qxva insulted me personally about my mass unfollowing; which isn't the worst part, this is his 4th time this week calling me a homophobe even though I have written a 7 paragraph essay explaining why I'm not a homophobe.

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Maximus 1 year ago (edited) • 10 views

Im so sick right now, I just threw up

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Maximus 1 year ago • 3 views

I love myself ❤️

Is that a little narcissistic?

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Maximus 1 year ago • 3 views

would you edge to joe hawley because i know i certainly would i don't care if he's a figurine i'm putting him inside of my jar and edging to that thing he is truly the most hawley of the hawliest of the halls and the cutest of the cutest he is joe hawley my pookie bear who wears a red tie and a white button up shirt with ruffly curlish brown hair and a stoic expression that makes him look dead inside but that's what i find attractive about him because smash smash smash smash and i know you would certainly smash him and i agree with you he is the hottest of the tally hall band and especially that joe hawley boxers pictures with him wearing those cute little red heart boxers so aesthetic so cute i would smash and if i ever met him in real life i would say to him, "you look so tuff my guy" and then we would passionately make out and it would turn resal heated but that's another story i know you really like joe hawley and honestly that is understandable but this is to the him 20 years ago because now with the beard he looks ugly if he shaves that thing then maybe i would reconsider smashing him but honestly joe hawley from like 69 years ago was so hot especially that chopped chin he has he reminds me of the eye of rah but instead ot the eye of rah he would be the eye of hawley and then he would stare at you with his beautiful brown eyes whatever the hell his eye colour is and his stoic face, and his beuatiful mewing jawline level 100000 gyatt chin that i would edge to he has the level 10000000 mewing god jawline because joe hawley is the ultimate mewing god, he is the true mewing god and he also bought a property in egypt and said i bought a property in egypt and what they do for you is they hey man shut the hell up have you ever heard of that thing that goes eye of joe hawley and then chopped chin plays but instead of those two people, it would be joe hawley and you dancing and then the music plays in the background and then joe hawley's chin would look so tuff because he would replace chopped chin and be the chopped chin also his music the hawaii part 2 was very beautiful i listen to it everyday after school and edge to it because his voice is just so beautiful and hot especially in that one song, the mind electric when he got strapped to the electric chair and got sent to the infrimary and was put into a mental asylum and had to be strapped to a chair wearing a white straitjacket but except he was also wearing a red tie anyway in conclusion i would smash joe hawley and give him the powers of i bought a property in egypt and then he would become eye of hawley anyway thanks <333

Maximus 1 year ago • 10 views

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Maximus 1 year ago • 10 views

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Maximus 1 year ago • 2 views

The pre-chorus of Bring Her Along reminds me of the Kids See Ghosts album cover

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Maximus 1 year ago • 4 views

My brother insists that we wake up to Them Bones by Alice in chains as the alarm because it "is loud enough to get us up but I have been trying to explain that i don't want

"AHHHHHHH"
"AHHHHHHH"

To wake me up and that we should maybe have something softer on the ears but he says that I'm a baby and I don't have responsibilities

What the fuck does having responsibilities have to do with not wanting my ear drums to explode????

Then my mom says "ill wake you up" but he says "I want to be responsible" I tell him "if you wanted to be responsible, then you would have a sleep schedule"

Then he yells at me for not being responsible, Bro just let mom wake us up.

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