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Maximus 📌 6 months ago • 17 views
"The giant looks in the mirror and sees nothing"
Maximus 1 year ago (edited) • 4 views
Edit: Canceled because I didn't make a good route and it is too hard

Sa1 Blindfolded today right now!!!

I will face reveal after I beat the game
Maximus 1 year ago • 3 views
Last night I dreamed that I was scrolling shorts and someone made one of those cool places on street view.

Firstly I learned that every house has a interdimensional portal under it on the top left corner, I look at the house it looks familiar "wait" the video starts to pan at a more recognizable angle, "+that's my house" then the guy starts yappin about how good a mural in the back yard is that is for some reason instead of the Mario mural that's there in real life it's a Scratchy's Adventure mural with a ? block that was forgotten to be removed, the guy comments about this saying it's a "Mario that transitions into this weird stuff, ooh is that a ? block? Anyways tha-" i put my phone away and process what had happened, I say "I need to tell oma" and make my way over there, then I realize that family is here old family like in their 90s i never heard of them at all so I just hug them because they remember me.

I forgot the rest i never got to show them the short and I was gonna look for the short IRL until I realized that it isn't real. It's a mix of north reacts and like every cool places on Google street view short creator ever.
Maximus 1 year ago (edited) • 3 views
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Maximus 1 year ago (edited) • 9 views
Sadly i didn't leave my house so i couldn't stalk my definitely in age "girlfriend" on valentines day but jamx be me valentine
Maximus 1 year ago (edited) • 7 views
No matter what i do, no outcome would show that my "girlfriend" is old enough for me.

When i mean "girlfriend" I mean, "person" that I haven't talked too
Maximus 1 year ago • 6 views
Maximus 1 year ago • 12 views
Guys stop saying my digital footprint is cooked, just because I was edging to peppa pig and paw patrol doesn't mean my digital footprint is cooked.

Im sure that yall edged to peppa pig and paw patrol like let's be real, it's the most common thing to edge to, like i was just edging to peppa pig like 2 minutes ago, my homie, and I didn't lose, I didn't lose my edging streak.

I'm gonna keep it a buck, bro, fella, I've been on a edging streak for like-
Maximus 1 year ago • 4 views
Hello internet archive!
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Maximus 1 year ago • 1 view •
Maximus 1 year ago • 2 views
Can't stop, won't stop; i just fucked your bitch in a Sean John tank top

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