‮895's Posts

‮895 2 years ago • 7 views
darflen PUN...

"yo yesterday i caught a red fish"
"DARF!!! LOL! I KNOW THAT GUY!!!!!!!!!" shows darf, the wonderful darflen mascot "AND THEN THIS GUY MADE IT GARFIELD SO IT'S DARFIELD LMAOOOOOO"
"oh my god... fuck you dude, please get mental help"

get it????? this is the GREATEST joke of ALL tim
‮895 2 years ago • 4 views
how to get verified user badge need verify check mark real very official plus badge verifiable confirm real verification
‮895 2 years ago • 10 views
for the record he fixed the typos on the home page after I pointed them out

i'm just LIKE THAT yeah i'm so cool
‮895 2 years ago • 13 views
awaiting further confirmation that you are
asdfghjkl 2 years ago • 2 views

i am google

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‮895 2 years ago • 10 views
darflen PUN...

"were you actually sick yesterday or were you faking it?"
"no i actually DARFED three times"
"what"
"i mean barfed oops"
"what"

get it???? i'm SO FUNNY
‮895 2 years ago • 19 views
i was genuinely high on sugar i went to the movies and ate all the fucking candy we b(r)ought before the movie even started and i got thirsty but there was no water so i had to eat more candy to get my salivary glands working to moisten my mouth further and then i realized i ate a whole crunch bar and half a box of m&ms as well as some popcorn and a single junior mint
‮895 2 years ago • 12 views
100/2 LOVES
‮895 2 years ago • 12 views
IM' HIGH ONCRACK
‮895 2 years ago • 19 views •
‮895 2 years ago • 13 views •
i don't remember what this is
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