darflen lore part I (oversimplified)
so basically, darf darf darfield darfish and so the world was created and stuff happened but then it was wiped. and then paradock did stuff and became a god and a fish was made the representative of paradock in the real world of real numbers, and the fish was named darf by the community of people who followed darf to a clearing in the mountains named the darflands. darf did darfield darf darfield and the trinker and jinx was elected as mayor, and then grapes self chosen as queen and 598 as king. uh and then some cloud went over the mountains and shouted at a group of meowers to join his discord server and he got hit on the head by a hammer and put in jail in the darflands for a bit. then darf darf darf and guess what everyone forgot what they said before. so then they had to remember all their old posts from memory at 3am and then someone called blaze advertised his village (a hole in a swamp full of poison frogs how appaling) and people told him to stfu and blaze_app was a sigma and saved everyone in a huge battle until blaze got tired of it and walked out. and was never seen again. then darf had a vision that Paradock said the best users would be given badges that would prove that people were who they said they were who they were, and someone called s4il got hated on. then jinx proved he was a bigfootjinx fan, PkmnQ proved he was cool, 598 proved he was dizzy and a bit dumb (jk you aren’t) and cheesewhisk3rs proved they were -1 IQ; all of them were given badges
that’s part I of darflen lore (oversimplified)
so basically, darf darf darfield darfish and so the world was created and stuff happened but then it was wiped. and then paradock did stuff and became a god and a fish was made the representative of paradock in the real world of real numbers, and the fish was named darf by the community of people who followed darf to a clearing in the mountains named the darflands. darf did darfield darf darfield and the trinker and jinx was elected as mayor, and then grapes self chosen as queen and 598 as king. uh and then some cloud went over the mountains and shouted at a group of meowers to join his discord server and he got hit on the head by a hammer and put in jail in the darflands for a bit. then darf darf darf and guess what everyone forgot what they said before. so then they had to remember all their old posts from memory at 3am and then someone called blaze advertised his village (a hole in a swamp full of poison frogs how appaling) and people told him to stfu and blaze_app was a sigma and saved everyone in a huge battle until blaze got tired of it and walked out. and was never seen again. then darf had a vision that Paradock said the best users would be given badges that would prove that people were who they said they were who they were, and someone called s4il got hated on. then jinx proved he was a bigfootjinx fan, PkmnQ proved he was cool, 598 proved he was dizzy and a bit dumb (jk you aren’t) and cheesewhisk3rs proved they were -1 IQ; all of them were given badges
that’s part I of darflen lore (oversimplified)
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