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Wait, he isn't dead?

Shia surprise!


There's a gun to your head and death in his eyes

But you can do jiu-jitsu

Body slam superstar Shia LaBeouf

Legendary fight with Shia LaBeouf

(Legendary)

Normal Tuesday night for Shia LaBeouf

(Fight with)

You try to swing an axe at Shia LaBeouf

(Shia)

But blood is draining fast from your stump leg

He's dodging every swipe, he parries to the left

(Leg, but you)

You counter to the right, you catch him in the neck

(Fight him)

You're chopping off his head now

You have just decapitated Shia LaBeouf


His head topples to the floor, expressionless
You fall to your knees and catch your breath
You're finally safe from Shia LaBeouf.
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