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Maximus 1 year ago • 6 views • giivasunner
Kettle Fraud (Reprise) - Kettle Kingdom
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    Maximus 1 year ago
    Word up, Maximus Meems is my name
    And I'mma tell you how I beat JamieD at His own game
    I lied about buying kettles 'cause I just don't give a darf

    Now I'm selling them off big bucks

    I got 12 million kettles by the river undeclared

    And I got another million more right under the bed

    I do my business deals under cover of the night
    So I can hide the cash away from Mr. Cheese without a fight

    I take advantage of every seller, even ones that don't want to buy

    It's been 7 years, still haven't been caught in a lie

    I claimed these kettles aren't dependent though they need a lot of heat
    And made up a bunch of certificates to make the deal bittersweet

    I must have cheated on the sellers at least a hundred times
    So many clever tricks I can't fit them all into rhymes

    Maxy is my name, kettle stealing is my game
    And committing Certificate fraud is worth every single dime

    I'm a kettle stealing badass I don't play by the rules, cheesewhisk3rs makes me look like a damn fool.

    I steal 99 Kettles for every Kettle that is made, Nothing makes me cum faster than a good old kettle take

    I hate buying kettles if there’s anything I hate, I supported ralsei back in 2023

    You might think it’s unfair that I don’t have to pay
    But it’s okay, Cuz paying for kettles is theft anyway.

    Word to Jamie D

    Played You like a fittle waa haa haa

    i'm not transphobic i promise