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quick guide to Your Halloween preparation

1. Transform your diet
It should be about 50% chocolate 25% candy 25% pumpkin

2. listen to nightmare before christmas songs for 8 hours a day on repeat

3.always wear a disguise (even while sleeping)

4. watch horror movies in your spare time

5. partake in barbarian rituals to please the pumpkin king

honorable mention: pumpkin carving
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    I already made fermented conker juice (seriously) to scare away the less brave souls
    I will do rituals with it
    (also eating more candy than chocolate is better)
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    I will transform into a pumpkin