Physicists: G is 9.80665 m/s², but it varies slightly depending on latitude and altitude.
Engineers: G is 10. Close enough. We ball.
Mathematicians: G is whatever you define it to be in your coordinate system.
Experimental Physicists: G is somewhere between 9.78 and 9.83 m/s², depending on where you're standing.
Astronomers: G? You mean the gravitational constant (6.674 × 10⁻¹¹ m³/kg/s²), right?
NASA Scientists: G is 9.80665 unless you're on Mars, then it's 3.721. Adapt or die.
Theoretical Physicists: What if gravity is just an emergent phenomenon?
Flat Earthers: Gravity isn’t real, the Earth just accelerates upward at 9.8 m/s².
High School Students: Wait… is it 9.8 or 9.81?
Engineers: G is 10. Close enough. We ball.
Mathematicians: G is whatever you define it to be in your coordinate system.
Experimental Physicists: G is somewhere between 9.78 and 9.83 m/s², depending on where you're standing.
Astronomers: G? You mean the gravitational constant (6.674 × 10⁻¹¹ m³/kg/s²), right?
NASA Scientists: G is 9.80665 unless you're on Mars, then it's 3.721. Adapt or die.
Theoretical Physicists: What if gravity is just an emergent phenomenon?
Flat Earthers: Gravity isn’t real, the Earth just accelerates upward at 9.8 m/s².
High School Students: Wait… is it 9.8 or 9.81?
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