A horse walks into a bar.
The bartender, recalling the classic joke, lets out a small chuckle.
The horse, hearing this, turns to face the bartender.
The bartender continues his business, mostly ignoring the horse's presence, but as it stands there unmoving, he finally asks "So whose horse is this anyway?"
"Nobody's."
The bartender, doubting his hearing, looks up at the horse and asks "Did I just hear it speak?"
"Yes," the horse simply answered.
The bartender, dumbfounded and speechless, utters only one word. "Oh."
The horse, after a short pause, simply turns around and leaves without any further exchange.
What would you do in this situation?
The bartender, recalling the classic joke, lets out a small chuckle.
The horse, hearing this, turns to face the bartender.
The bartender continues his business, mostly ignoring the horse's presence, but as it stands there unmoving, he finally asks "So whose horse is this anyway?"
"Nobody's."
The bartender, doubting his hearing, looks up at the horse and asks "Did I just hear it speak?"
"Yes," the horse simply answered.
The bartender, dumbfounded and speechless, utters only one word. "Oh."
The horse, after a short pause, simply turns around and leaves without any further exchange.
What would you do in this situation?
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Paradock 10 months agonothing -
ask the horse to pay the fine for wild animals on the establishment
