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how to plant a darf tree

1. On a piece of paper, write down with a sharpie "darf darf away!"
2. Crumble it up and bury it deep as you can in your nearby city square

Over the next year or so, your personal darf plant will decompose and turn into a permanent monument. Once the place you put your plant has been marked, put a stick with a piece of paper on it, saying with pencil, "Darf annuit coeptis." Give it darfly water to make the writing fade away and fly to the holy darf, then push and bury the stick into the ground.
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