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my official darflen mayor election campaign


with the upcoming mayor election in january, this will be my official mayor campaign post. i will edit it each day and add something new.

1. i will make anarchy communities legal again
2. stronger username filter
3. better protection against spam
4. i will hire jcole as an admin
5. i promise to give darflen a better reputation in the future
6. better options for community settings
7. @paroc (NOT paradock) gets verified
8. more darflen advertisements
9. i will remove the taxes
10. better moderation
11. darflen will be translated into a lot more languages
12. username login and better password reset system
13. darlene/darlenne is featured in the home page
14. way2fat is our savior
15. new users and a better community
16. i will fix grammar errors
17. i will ban anyone who tries eating darf
18. better protection against exploits being used in a bad way
19. better preventation against ban evasion, spam accounts, and impersonation
20. statistic boosting will be removed faster
21. filter in posts and comments blacklisting both variants of the n word
22. i will fix the bug when you type 2 words into the search bar on darflen
23. option in settings to get redirected to /feed when going to darflen.com logged in
24. option in settings to be able to make /username redirect to /users/username
25. i will add more themes
26. darkpet is banned from all anarchy communities
27. explore page gets more features
28. the original owners of anarchy communities can rejoin as a moderator at any time
29. I will fix the bug where you can't rejoin an invite-only community after leaving
30. moderation all day long

more to come!
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    26. by what nonexistent moderator powers
    27. i'd argue it needs less but that's just an opinion - the real question is, how?
    28. you can already do this by asking pardoc
    29. no you won't being mayor doesn't let you code darflen
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    Bro just plagiarized like 12 of my darflen suggestions
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    @Paradock will any of these changes to darflen happen if qxva is elected? because the mayor doesn’t have such authority… anyone can propose changes the mayor doesn’t have more power for that
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    25. impossible with the way darflen is coded
    26. THat is already a part of the tos
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    Awesomesauce


    I don’t think paradock will let you do any of those things
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    also where did you find this source of new election pardoc confirmed it's true but hasn't given me a source to where it's from i just need the source
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      check the comments on his 2nd most recent post
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    also you ghosted my last comment if you don't explain a decent answer to all my questions i'll assume you can't do these things i asked about and they are frivolous
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    14. you plagiarised MY candidature for the last election which isn't even possible since darf is already the saviour because darfism is the religion
    15. how?
    16. jamie is already doing this
    17. with what moderation powers?
    18. how?
    19. ok SPAMMER
    20. says the guy who stat boosted himself with alts to the leaderboard
    21. isn't that already a thing please tell me that's a thing
    22. ???? how???? you can't code darflen. that's pardoc's job. also if we're going off of bug fixes jamie should be mayor not you
    23. how?
    24. how?

    a lot of these suggestions seem to imply mayors would get powers they don't get. you can't just implement most of these things
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      14. ok
      15. advertising darflen on sites with good users
      16. i can help too
      17. i will make paradcock do it
      18. helping pardoc find them and fix them
      19. no
      20. no, @MrMeems was the one who did that to me
      21. sadly not yet
      22. i will ask my darfriends to help pardoc fix it
      23 & 24. asking pardoc
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      23 & 24. Just wondering what makes you think that we aren’t able to ask paradock as well, why do we need to vote for you for that
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      14. well? will you do anything about it?
      15. that won't fix the current problems
      16. doesn't make you more worthy of being mayor - infact it makes Jamie a better option
      17. yeah totally he'll definitely add that to the TOS /s
      18. Jamie.
      19. check jeffalo's latest post on wo.m
      20. i found a lot of your alts in your followers previously including namesnipes
      21. well that's the first good thing you're proposing that has a reasonably great chance of being accepted good job
      22. and how does that make you a more likely candidate? you're lumping together impossible or unrelated promises in order to get a more impressively large candidature that's not how it works
      23. & 24. what Jamie said
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      because he's probably more likely to accept what the mayor says
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      14. i'll replace it later today with something better
      18. ok
      19. that was on wasteof
      20. that's because i'm following every user so i'm following all of my alts
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      19. still harming the darflen reputation
      20. my bad i meant followers check the edited reply and reply to that

      also doesn't answer a lot of my questions
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      "because he's probably more likely to accept what the mayor says"
      why?
      pardoc accepts suggestions from anyone ... being mayor doesn't give any of that authority
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    what about /username?
    what about / redirecting to /feed when we are logged in?
    what about notifications being real notifications?
    we demand! we the people demand!
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    1. how
    2. how
    3. ok SPAMMER
    4. how
    5. no you little bitch you aren't doing that
    6. how
    7. how
    8. how
    9. how and why for real this time what does this mean
    10. how
    11. yeah totally
    12. how
    13. no
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      1. asking pardock
      2. giving pardoc a list of names to blacklist
      3. shut up
      4. i'm not sure yet
      5. give proof
      6. convincing pardock
      7. how come i can't?
      8. advertising it obviously
      9. jinx lied about lowering the taxes last time
      10. hiring jcole to be mod when pardock is at school
      11. i know right
      12. how do you think
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      1. why would this be any more achievable by you as a mayor? why would people vote you as mayor if non mayors can also ask?
      3. no.
      4. empty promises innit
      5. you're harming the darflen reputation you should be banned.
      6. response 1 of this comment
      7. because uh that's not how verification works
      9. you don't even know what the taxes consist of (also jinxed current candidature removes taxes entirely indirectly)
      10. pardoc ghosting you ticket
      11. i hope you're being sarcastic
      12. you're gonna say "asking paradock" again aren't you
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      9. ok i'll remove them completely then
      11. yeah i obviously am
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      alright but can you answer 1. & 12.
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    "the #parablock is banned"
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      7 is appealing though, if nobody else promises this and you remove 13 I'm definitely voting for you (though 5 might be a concern for others given your own dealings with reputation)
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      he won't achieve 7
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      💀
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      look you gotta understand you're one of the least likely people to be verified how will you get the others verified

      i have tried to get a specific user rewarded but pardoc ghosted me
      why would you achieve this
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      this just seems like you're targeting specific people for votes
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      wdym i'm the least likely user to get verified paradock literally confirmed i'd get verified at 2.4K users
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      i wasn't trying to make darflen sound better than wasteof i was trying to spam namesnipes for the purpose of taking a lot of usernames
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      before proceeding to complain that wo.m moderation is slow and darflen is better!
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    What makes you think that you can just make these things happen