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ASIAN INTELLIGENCE BOARD REVIEW DECEMBER

Now, this kid is extra horrendous. First, let's analyze his body stature.

With a bright kiddy blue shirt and beaming green pants, it just adds to the fact that he isn't the smartest one. His arms are in way that just screams his foolish form of smartness, a.k.a, stupidity. Additionally, he is wearing a dumb hat and is looking proudly upward, like he is the smartest person in the world. Well, there is nothing more dangerous than a confident idiot. He is even looking at the camera, which make the scene even more awkward. Now, let's move on to his actual meaning.

He starts off by stating,

> I can say 4 of the longest words in the English dictionary.

There are so many flawed points in this sentence. First of all, and for the last time, why is he so confident? It's not even a talent, he's just aimlessly showing off.
- 4? Just 4? What does that even mean? An (asian) 3rd grader can learn a minimum of 12 in a span of a week. This isn't even the main problem yet.
- "of the longest words" Of all, he should know that we don't even know what a word is. This kid is tricked and is a disgrace to the subject of linguistics itself. And longest? What? There is just way too much stupidity going on.
- "in the English dictionary." Okay, THE? English dictionary? No, this is unbelievable to mess up so many times and keeping the streak going.

Next, he says:

> "The first one is the longest one, pneumomoultramicroscopicvolcanocoliosis."

Oh my god.

- "The first one" WHO put it in order? Maybe actually use common SENSE when doing this.
- He BUTCHERED that pronunciation. Not only to feel so confident but to unknowingly embarrass yourself in front of a crowd of people astonishes me.

> "is lung disease"

- A? lung disease? Use some grammar. The fact that the judge was impressed shows how people can mislead others so easily.

> "The next one is gonna be like... hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia."

- To be honest, this one wasn't that bad. Although there were some vowels that were mispronounced, it was definitely better than the last one.
- "be like..." What? Again, use GRAMMAR.

> "The next one is... anti??????ism."

- I lost all hope in him. He is a real life clown. I'm done.

> "You are a waste of time and resources. You are a burden on society. You are a drain on the earth. You are a blight on the landscape. You are a stain on the universe."
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