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Eagle 6 months ago • 7 views
Maybe this is the kind of thoughts I should actually be talking to my therapist about...
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Eagle 6 months ago • 14 views
I just had a crazy idea to get a girlfriend:

- Join a not too crazy cult that doesn't have any weird rituals to prove your faith (since obviously I'm not going to actually believe whatever it is they preach), but also has a strong inner community culture.
- They probably do matchmaking within their own members, as a way of discouraging union with non-believers.
- They'll see I'm young and set me up with someone.
- As trust builds up, start carefully de-brainwashing her, without raising suspicion from in-cult authorities or losing her trust, until she agrees we should leave the cult and live normally as a couple.

Absolute genius idea.
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