PART 1
Have you seen that ad where everything a man touches turns into Skittles? I have a solution:
Since sugar is sticky and the only thing that won't turn to something else will be Skittles (because that's what everything turns to), you can just create a full body suit with skittles.
First, acquire a pack of Skittles. Since you will touch the package, that means extra skittles. Now, you crush them so that it's partially flat and most of the white sugary inside is exposed. Mold them into a square-like shape, not too thin but not too thick, maybe the thickness of two pennies stacked. Once you get enough crushed Skittles, connect the edges together like a checkerboard, but the corners are slightly touching. If they aren't sticking, pierce some more of that filling from your leftover skittles and use it as a binding agent between the skittles. Once you make enough layers, you can construct a piece of armor with skittles.
But wait... what about limbs, toes, fingers, any bendable part?
Wait, if you touch the ground it will disappear. Then you touch the dirt. THAT will disappear. Then you fall and fall until empty space.
Wait, what is considered an object?
Wait, what is considered one single thing?
My brain is gonna explode so I'll stop writing for now.
Have you seen that ad where everything a man touches turns into Skittles? I have a solution:
Since sugar is sticky and the only thing that won't turn to something else will be Skittles (because that's what everything turns to), you can just create a full body suit with skittles.
First, acquire a pack of Skittles. Since you will touch the package, that means extra skittles. Now, you crush them so that it's partially flat and most of the white sugary inside is exposed. Mold them into a square-like shape, not too thin but not too thick, maybe the thickness of two pennies stacked. Once you get enough crushed Skittles, connect the edges together like a checkerboard, but the corners are slightly touching. If they aren't sticking, pierce some more of that filling from your leftover skittles and use it as a binding agent between the skittles. Once you make enough layers, you can construct a piece of armor with skittles.
But wait... what about limbs, toes, fingers, any bendable part?
Wait, if you touch the ground it will disappear. Then you touch the dirt. THAT will disappear. Then you fall and fall until empty space.
Wait, what is considered an object?
Wait, what is considered one single thing?
My brain is gonna explode so I'll stop writing for now.
Comments
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🧀 231DeimaJ 7 months agoNo I have not seen that ad -
