EDIT: DO NOT VOTE FOR ME. VOTE FOR JCOLE. I HAVE NOT BEEN BLACKMAILED, BRIBED, NOR AM I HELD HOSTAGE AS OF WRITING THIS MESSAGE.
campinag for mayor
uhh well shit i'll try this time
Here are all the promises that you will receive if I become mayor, please suggest any more or tell me if you want a change to this list
1. Darflen will have cat and comic sans mode
2. You will be able to edit the css on your profile in darflen
3. More grilled cheese pics
4. I will have the pfp of the community's choice
5. Lower taxes
6. Funds will go to raising the parablock and building security, schools, more safety and whatnot
7. All small bugs that paradock hasn't fixed will be fixed
8. You will be able to rename and delete communities
9. More format options
10. Free cat pics !!
11. Darflen lore drop
12. All dvorak users will get a free box of fungi-o's
13. I will fund to build more Darflens and Darflen stations near you
14. Fungi botanical garden
15. Darflen guinea pig cafe (the guinea pigs are cheesewhisk3rs')
16. Improved home screen
17. Weekly darlene/darlenne updates
EDITED
18. I will stop posting any annoying ass post, just tell me which ones are annoying ass
Reasons why you should vote for me:
1. I'm cool
2. I have a cute animal profile picture, which psychologically lures you into voting for me
3. ok yeah
uh bye
ask me any question you want
campinag for mayor
uhh well shit i'll try this time
Here are all the promises that you will receive if I become mayor, please suggest any more or tell me if you want a change to this list
1. Darflen will have cat and comic sans mode
2. You will be able to edit the css on your profile in darflen
3. More grilled cheese pics
4. I will have the pfp of the community's choice
5. Lower taxes
6. Funds will go to raising the parablock and building security, schools, more safety and whatnot
7. All small bugs that paradock hasn't fixed will be fixed
8. You will be able to rename and delete communities
9. More format options
10. Free cat pics !!
11. Darflen lore drop
12. All dvorak users will get a free box of fungi-o's
13. I will fund to build more Darflens and Darflen stations near you
14. Fungi botanical garden
15. Darflen guinea pig cafe (the guinea pigs are cheesewhisk3rs')
16. Improved home screen
17. Weekly darlene/darlenne updates
EDITED
18. I will stop posting any annoying ass post, just tell me which ones are annoying ass
Reasons why you should vote for me:
1. I'm cool
2. I have a cute animal profile picture, which psychologically lures you into voting for me
3. ok yeah
uh bye
ask me any question you want
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Why is your profile not ross federman, you promised us you would be ross until Christmas, you Lied -
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5. mind explaining what exactly the taxes are then
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15. :3