Pickup Lines's Posts

*gerg I just choked on my dango* 3 months ago • 4 views •
are you Rey from Star Wars because I think you have more Palpatine in you than Skywalker
qxva 3 months ago • 3 views •
Is it your birthday today? Because it's your parents' yearly reminder of their worst mistake ever
qxva 3 months ago • 3 views •
you're unforgettable, but i wish you were forgettable
*gerg I just choked on my dango* 3 months ago • 4 views •
are you dying because you don't look fine
*gerg I just choked on my dango* 3 months ago • 5 views •
are you my new furniture? because I want you to move into my house
qxva 3 months ago • 3 views •
Are you living in antarctica, because you aren't hot
qxva 3 months ago • 4 views •
Are you a fire alarm? Because whenever someone hears you, they go away
qxva 3 months ago • 3 views •
Are you cute? Because i think you're the wrong person
qxva 3 months ago (edited) • 6 views •
Are you a diamond? Because you don't have a brain
*gerg I just choked on my dango* 3 months ago • 6 views •
Are you the power because I wanna go out with you

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