Pickup Lines's Posts

‮ 2 months ago • 5 views •
Are you bald? Because you just shined brighter than everyone else in the room.
qxva 2 months ago • 2 views •
Are you ice cream? Because i want you to melt so i don't have to deal with you anymore
soupel 2 months ago (edited) • 2 views •
Are you a bowl of icecream? Because I wanna scoop you right up :-)
hi‮ 2 months ago • 3 views •
i lost my phone number, can i have yours
jinx 2 months ago • 11 views •
Are you? Because

The thrill is gone
The thrill is gone
I can see it in your eyes
I can hear it in your sighs
Feel your touch and realize
The thrill is gone

The nights are cold
For love is old
Love was grand when love was new
Birds were singing, skies were blue
Now it don't appeal to you
The thrill is gone

This is the end
So why pretend
And let it linger on?
The thrill is gone
The thrill is gone
qxva 2 months ago • 7 views •
Are you peanut butter? Because a lot of people are allergic to you
🍍🌺L U C K Y the C A T🌺🏖️ 2 months ago • 5 views •
are you peanut butter because my dog wants to lick you
qxva 2 months ago • 4 views •
Are you an ad? Because I want to turn my volume down every time I hear you
qxva 2 months ago (edited) • 3 views •
Are you the wind? Because I'm going to ignore you
qxva 2 months ago • 4 views •
Are you an alarm clock? Because i wish you had a "shut off" button

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