darflen elections 's Posts

jinx 11 months ago • 5 views •
congratulations,@fir and myself..

we are now the two official mayors of darflen
jinx 12 months ago • 13 views •
The last poll was sadly a joke, this is the real final poll

I want both @jinx and @fir to be mayor 50%

I only want @fir to be mayor 33%

I only want @jinx to be mayor 0%

I want neither of them / another candidate 17%
Ended • 12 votes
jinx 1 year ago • 22 views •
Official darflen mayor poll

remember: using alts will disqualify you

@anoobwithnolifesed 0%

@fir 39%

@jcole 11%

@jinx 39%

@kanye 6%

@peter13 6%
Ended • 18 votes
anoobwithnolifesed 1 year ago • 5 views •
Guys if u don't vote me I will die (rel no fake)

and also ur taxes won't go down

and blaze will take control of darflen

yeah
jinx 1 year ago (edited) • 1 view •
The official poll will be held on the 16th
of June and will last 14 days, this is the last days to present yourself as a candidate darfriends! (we must have a new mayor by July 1st i forgor about that)
jinx 1 year ago • 4 views •
I promise tons of misinformation if I get elected to be the mayor

i will also lower taxes
anoobwithnolifesed 1 year ago • 5 views •
It appears I should make an apology to Britain.
I'm sorry.

Now because I can't bomb Britain I'm going to say new reasons why I should be elected!

NUMBER ONE! LOWER TAXES AND BOOST THE RENEWABLE ENERGY! NO MORE POLLUTION!
NUMBER TWO! BLAZE AND OTHER GUY ARE BANNED BECAUSE PEOPLE HATE THEM!
NUMBER THREE! WORLD PEACE! SO MUCH PEACE YOU WILL DIE!
NUMBER FOUR! PLANT FOOD AND PLANT TREES AND CLEAN UP OCEAN I WILL DO THAT!
NUMBER FIVE! because I'm a nice guy :)
kanye west 📌 1 year ago (edited) • 11 views •
forgot to put this in elections

1. blaze and natan are obliterated
2. darfish is used in all official documents
3. the official religion is every religion
4. free pizza, for everyone that requests it
5. reduce income inequality
6. free college tuition
7. lowered healthcare costs
8. free education for doctors
9. stop vandalism
10. stop conflict
11. free resources for struggling communities
12. clean water
13. we can all be united as one and have peace
14. reduce pollution

15. what concerns your community tell me

16. West qualified for ballot access in 12 states.[a] The campaign sued for ballot access in five additional states (Arizona, Ohio, Wisconsin, Virginia and West Virginia), and subsequently lost all appeals, gave up on four other states (Illinois, Montana, Missouri, and New Jersey), and missed the deadlines of a further 29 states, plus the District of Columbia.[5] West also appeared on the California ballot, as Rocky De La Fuente's running mate under the American Independent Party, a decision to which neither West nor De La Fuente had consented.[7] Despite this, West urged his followers on Twitter to vote for him as a write-in candidate instead.

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... 1 year ago (edited) • 22 views •
based on the recent feedback, here is my new and improved election candidature 2.1™, brought to you by the Darflands Empire
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2. darfish is used in all official documents and becomes the official language along with English and Ezekin
3. the official country religion is darfism (the worship of Darf as our saviour and Paradock as our creator, as well as Darfield as our guide on earth), but all religions are allowed
4. lowering the taxes (except i actually know how to do it)
5. free pizza, for those who want it

more revisions may come in the future as it becomes clearer what the public wants
Flag of my election candidature below (darf empire flag)
anoobwithnolifesed 1 year ago • 7 views •
AS AN HONEST AMERICAN I WILL TELL YOU WHY YOU SHOULD VOTE FOR ME! AND ONLY ME!

NUMBER ONE! I WILL GIVE EVERYONE A FREE M16 WITH 10 ROUNDS OF AMUNTION.
NUMBER TWO! I WON'T LOWER TAXES, BUT LOWER GAS PRICES WHICH COST MORE THAN TAXES BY 999%
NUMBER THREE! I AM AMERICAN. LIBERALS CAN BITE ME.
NUMBER FOUR! I WILL BOMB BRITAIN OUT OF EXISTENCE.
NUMBER FIVE! BECAUSE YOU SHOULDN'T EVEN HAVE ME LIST ANY MORE NUMBERS! VOTE FOR ME FOR A BETTER FUTURE!

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