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34 + 35 📌 24 days ago • 7 views
thinking is har :(
34 + 35 10 months ago • 3 views
"If there's something wrong with the b*h, there's something wrong with the pup" - Harry Potter Prisoner of Azkaban 2004
34 + 35 10 months ago • 5 views
I have regret to inform you that....

I am n o t soup :(

I never thought I would find myself in this situation. The world, as I knew it, has been irrevocably shattered. The dreams and hopes I once held dear now seem like distant echoes in an empty hall. How can I possibly rebuild from such devastation?

I am consumed by a darkness I cannot escape. Every attempt to find solace is met with a fresh wave of despair. The weight of this sorrow is crushing, and I fear I might drown beneath its relentless tide. It's as if a part of me died along with everything else.

I long for the strength to pick up the pieces and start anew, but the courage to do so feels like a distant star. How can I find the light when all I see is endless night? In the depths of this abyss, I question my ability to ever heal or find happiness again.
34 + 35 10 months ago • 6 views •
WHAT DID THE TONGUE SAY WHEN LOOKING AT THE MIRROR?!?!'1!1.1'1.?"@!:>#R"

crickets

i sEe a SpiTtiNg iMaGe oF mYsElF
forced laughter as guns are being held to their heads
34 + 35 10 months ago (edited) • 6 views •
What's a chain reaction's favorite pizza restaurant?.....

D O M I N O S . . .

forced audience laughter
34 + 35 10 months ago • 7 views
@Fir, I haven't left darflen lol
34 + 35 10 months ago • 10 views
(totally not stolen anywhere else)

English: Good morning (good morning)
French: Bonjour (bonzhoor)
Spanish: Buenos días (bwenos dias)
German: Guten Morgen (guten morgen)
Korean: 좋은 아침이에요 (joh-eun ah-chim-ee-eh-yo)
Japanese: おはようございます (ohayō gozaimasu)
Ukrainian: Доброго ранку (dobroho ranku)
Greek: Καλημέρα (kaliméra)
Swedish: God morgon (good morgon)
Norwegian: God morgen (good morn)
Brazilian Portuguese: Bom dia (bom djeeah)
Tagalog: Magandang umaga (magandang umaga)
Bahasa Indonesia: Selamat pagi (selamat pagi)
Afrikaans: Goeie môre (khoyeh moreh)
Polish: Dzień dobry (dzen dobreh)
Hindi: शुभ प्रभात (shubh prabhaat)
Basque: Egun on (eygun on)
Italian: Buongiorno (bohnjorno)
Zulu: Sawubona (sawoobohna)
Swahili: Habari za asubuhi (habari ya asubuhi)
Esperanto: Bonan matenon (bonan matenon)
Mandarin Chinese: 早上好 (zǎo shàng hǎo)
Dutch: Goedemorgen (khoodehmohrkhen)
WAIT HHOW DOES I SeEY G00D MORNINg IN DaRfLEN?!1111 D:
34 + 35 10 months ago • 4 views •
What the did the noodle say to the other noodle soaking in the broth?

UDON YEt?11!?!!!
GE TI T?? bExcAuseE uDOn Is A tYppE of nOoDlE and It SsOUNDS lIke "YOU DONE"

forced audience laughter as their families are held at gunpoint
ALSO SHUTUP ABOUT THIS BEING NOT an aVoAdo puN! avOnT DO THE PPUN >:O
OKAy!1?1/!/!111
34 + 35 10 months ago • 0 views
BRUH
34 + 35 10 months ago (edited) • 0 views
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34 + 35 11 months ago • 5 views •
wHaT dId tHe AvOcAdo sAy aFteR heArIng a TerIbbLe JoKE?111......

How pitiful....
big crowd laughing.mp3 playing on loop