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SCP-Foundation 4 days ago • 3 views
We have heard word that there is a title given semi-annually known as the 'Mayor of Darflen.' And it has come to our attention that our current number one priority target, Gergwoah, is running for this title.
DO NOT VOTE FOR HIM UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, THIS WILL ONLY HELP HIM SUCCEED IN GERGING THE WORLD.
We have devoted an entire squadron to eradicating this Gergnomaly. We have dubbed this workforce The "Anti-Gerg Squad." We will try our hardest to prevent this virus from spreading to more innocent users on this platform.
Secure. Contain. Protect. Eliminate Gerg.
GergWoah 4 days ago • 8 views •

I shall run for the next election. Gerg the world!

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SCP-Foundation 10 days ago • 7 views
In our last post, we disclosed that the SCP known as "Gerg" had breached containment. To keep things brief, whoever looks at his eyes have their face transitioned to resemble "Gerg's" face
during its containment breach, it encountered the SCP known as "The Shy Guy" an SCP known for becoming irrationally aggravated at whoever sees its face.

Upon eye contact, The Shy Guy's face morphed to resemble Gerg's, but Gerg had aggravated The Shy Guy. This happened █ days ago and they are still having the most insanely epic fight that this entire foundation has witnessed in ███ years.

Although we normally advise to stay away from these creatures for your own safety, this fight is as cool as sh██, so we instead advise for you to come to the location of █████████████ and watch this absolute fire.
SCP-Foundation 13 days ago • 9 views
An SCP known as 'Gerg' has breached containment.
It was last spotted in Tennessee at 1:30 PM ET.
This gergnomaly has a viral effect of spreading facial features to whoever looks at it.
19 victims have already been reported to have been gergified and the number rising.
It is highly recommended to stay indoors and wear blue tinted glasses to negate the gergification.
Remove all bricks from your environment, he feasts upon them.
He has also spread images of himself on this very website, so if you see any profile with 'gerg' in the name, DO NOT INTERACT WITH THEM ANY FURTHER.