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Salad 4 months ago • 8 views
You people make me sick.

A glass of milk consists of only these following items: cow’s milk. Just milk. This entire subreddit consists of "milk alternatives." Almost every "milk" post I see on here has something like almond or soy in it. The fact that this subreddit is called "r/milk" is nothing short of utter blasphemy.

Let me start out by saying I have nothing against milk alternatives, I just hate their association with actual milk. Want to add almonds or oats and blend it up into some liquid? That’s almond milk or oat milk, not milk. Totally different. Want to make a latte with some fancy coconut stuff? I don’t even know what the hell you'd call that, but it's not milk.

I would be more than willing to wager I’ve drunk more cow’s milk in my 25 years than any of you have in your entire lives. I drink it almost every day and sometimes more than one glass. Want to personalize your milk? Maybe you can choose whole, skim, or 2%. But if you want to use almond or soy and take a picture of it, make your own subreddit entitled "milk_alternatives" because that is not actual milk.

I’m not a scientist nor am I anything close to a dairy farmer, but as a bland white mid-western male, I am honestly the most passionate person when it comes to milk. All you foodies, vegans, and lactose-intolerants stay the hell away from our milk and stop associating your nut-based liquids with it. It’s utter blasphemy, and it rocks me to the core of my calcium-enriched being.

Hell, I stopped lurking after 3 years and made this account for the sole purpose of posting this. I’ve seen post after post of people’s "milks" all over Reddit, and it’s been driving me insane. The moment I saw this subreddit this morning, I finally snapped. I may even start my own subreddit just because I know this one exists now.

You goddamn heretics. Respect milk and stop changing it into whatever plant-based slurry you like. Love it for what it is. Or make your damn almond/soy/oat drink and call it for what it is. A milk alternative.
Salad 4 months ago • 7 views
i need to find something goofy to make my bnaner
Salad 4 months ago • 5 views
hi i join darfling