Paradock's Posts

Paradock 4 months ago • 3 views
I just lost 15 cents in a vending machine

I guess putting 2.25$ worth of 5 cents in one would cause it to stop registering anything...
Paradock 4 months ago (edited) • 9 views •
my house caught on fire, can I go to yours?
Paradock 4 months ago • 6 views
watching all the pickups getting created
Paradock 4 months ago • 9 views
the recent tab is all pickup lines 😭😭😭
Paradock 4 months ago • 2 views •
Are you a Darflen user? Because you are picking me up often
Paradock 4 months ago • 3 views
Are you a diamond? Because I want to sell you to my lovely jeweller
qxva 4 months ago (edited) • 6 views •

Are you a diamond? Because you don't have a brain

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Paradock 4 months ago • 4 views •
Are you a driveway? Because I am going to drive straight in you
Paradock 4 months ago • 8 views •
Are you on the highway? Because I want to overtake you
Paradock 4 months ago • 4 views •
Are you a pickup truck? Because you're going to pick me up tonight
Paradock 4 months ago • 6 views •
Are you a pickup truck? Because you're a danger on the road

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