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    Paradock 2 months ago • 3 views
    Are you a diamond? Because I want to sell you to my lovely jeweller
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    qxva 2 months ago (edited) • 6 views • pickuplines
    Are you a diamond? Because you don't have a brain
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    Paradock 2 months ago • 4 views • pickuplines
    Are you a driveway? Because I am going to drive straight in you
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    Paradock 2 months ago • 8 views • pickuplines
    Are you on the highway? Because I want to overtake you
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    Paradock 2 months ago • 4 views • pickuplines
    Are you a pickup truck? Because you're going to pick me up tonight
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    Paradock 2 months ago • 6 views • pickuplines
    Are you a pickup truck? Because you're a danger on the road
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    Paradock 2 months ago • 11 views • askdarflen
    If you could have a 4 days work/school week, which day would you want off?
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    Paradock 2 months ago (edited) • 5 views
    aghhhh, I'm not used to parallel computing 😥
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    Paradock 2 months ago • 4 views
    pi day is in around 3-4 days
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    Paradock 2 months ago • 10 views
    @hi there are many jesters available to be hired for your pleasure

    pick one
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    Paradock 2 months ago • 5 views
    ice rain tomorrow, no school then

    great time
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