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it also breaks in a day, no warrenty, you dont sue us if it kills you, we sue you for breaking it, you do not own the rights to it, we can kill you for owning it, comes with a million germs, dead bug bodies inside, battery exploading chance: 99 percent ifoen pro max ultra plus 20 fold 5g+
made fresh from sweatshops in the following countries:
China
Vietnam
Thailand
Mexico
note: child labor laws are ignored
the geneva convention is ignored
we do not pay our slav- i mean workers
note: our budget for specs on phone this year (which we ship from sweatshops in taiwan to other sweatshops in the countries above; we do not care about the quality of your phones; our shipments are shaky as fuck; we only paid 15 pesos for the transportation) is 23 dolairs (we don't care about the existence of you or your handy dandy "innovation")
note: we spent all our money on ad campaigning so as we said, your phone will be GOBSHITE
buy starting at 500000 doll hairs (decreases in value by 62.4% each week)
