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*gerg I just choked on my dango* 2 months ago • 9 views
my friend just texted me "Lucky I did it!!! I rejected him!"
and yes this is exactly what it sounds like 😭
*gerg I just choked on my dango* 2 months ago • 5 views
happy easter guys!
*gerg I just choked on my dango* 2 months ago (edited) • 5 views
I opened duolingo for like five minutes for the first time since last year, didn't even click anything and now duo sent me "do your French today...for me?"
he gave up when I stopped doing my lessons but I guess he has more hope now
*gerg I just choked on my dango* 2 months ago • 6 views
Artemis 2 launched today!
or maybe its just a huge April fools joke and they're really going to launch late 2036
*gerg I just choked on my dango* 2 months ago • 5 views
I have in fact seen my vegetarian friend eat chicken noodle soup
*gerg I just choked on my dango* 2 months ago (edited) • 5 views
since its April fools day this is the best prank I ever did, one that also made my friends really mad
all you need is a laser pointer, a dark, unfamiliar room, and paranoid friends!

basically I just pointed the laser pointer on the wall from like fifty feet away so my friends didn't think it was me and they thought someone was sighting a shotgun through the window. I was pretending to be asleep.
I really didn't do anything, it was mostly just their heads making it worse than it was, but it was amazing for me lol
I planned to never tell them it was me but I couldn't take it which I regret now

one of my friends is still really mad at me a month later....
*gerg I just choked on my dango* 2 months ago • 4 views
I was watching something about actors who could play siblings and it said The Rock and Dwayne Johnson would be perfect siblings
*gerg I just choked on my dango* 2 months ago • 5 views
apparently to my dog the sound of a rocket launching leaking from my AirPods sounds like someone growling
*gerg I just choked on my dango* 2 months ago • 14 views
why does today feel important? its not important. I swear its not
*gerg I just choked on my dango* 2 months ago • 9 views
very coincidental

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