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BlorptoviaOfficial 2 months ago • 1 view
[Verse 1]
There's a McDonald's in the Pentagon
I work at the McDonald's in the Pentagon
Yeah, there's not a bunch of spots for lunch
But it's a killer gig, back flippin' up the Big Macs

[Verse 2]
Serve 'em in the Pentagon (Serve 'em in the Pentagon)
The other vendors came and went, they're gone (The other vendors came and went, they're gone)
It did not go well for Taco Bell (Not well for Taco Bell)
And there was all that stress at the old Panda Express

[Bridge]
So, stick with us and you're set
Our cooking's standard, straight from corporate
It'll be like any other location
Except no small talk 'bout your occupation

[Verse 3]
Not allowed at the McDonald's in the Pentagon (McDonald's in the Pentagon)
Reheating nuggets, we put plenty on (Reheating nuggets, we put plenty on)
And our faces flush through every rush
The beeps get so discordant, but your work is so important (Ooh-ooh)

[Verse 4]
Working at the Pentagon (I'm an employee at the Pentagon)
So glad that we're all working at the Pentagon
All the DoorDash drivers get confused
'Cause users blew through the clues, didn't peruse the reviews

[Outro]
'Cause like, you just dropped a check on McDonald's
Not checking which one that you spent it on?
Bitch, you hit the Pentagon
BlorptoviaOfficial 2 months ago • 6 views
I love hrt.

Hwe are
Rinvading
The usa
BlorptoviaOfficial 2 months ago • 3 views
The Blorptovian government would like to remind you that ANY easter-induced aura loss is subject to revocation of alloted weekly rations.

Long love Blorptovia 🫡🇳🇴
BlorptoviaOfficial 2 months ago • 1 view
Hey, so we’re rewriting history again. No one remembers that time Blorptovia invented time travel. Oops.