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Qxva, my polls are completly different than yours, i'm not forcing people to vote in these polls unlike you who is trying force it on everyone.

we know you made the idea, i credited you at least i'm not forcing these polls into peoples faces and saying i made the idea, also i don't even think you even thougt of this first, someone probaly came up with a idea like this years ago for twitter or twitch.

edit: i googled it, it's called a voting bracket, this isn't a original idea at all, i'm still crediting you for the darfriend idea of it.

qxva 1 year ago • 6 views

Vote in my polls, they were the original ones

Maximus 1 year ago (edited) • 7 views

Darfriend Elimination Bracket Day 3

Rules:
No Voting for yourself
Pick Your Favorite
No Advertizing yourself
if you can't pick a favorite don't pick any

NEW Day 3 Polls:

Day 1 Winners

MrMeems Vs qxva - Winner: MrMeems
Jinx Vs cheesewhisk3rs - Winner: cheesewhisk3rs
darkpet Vs 598 - Winner: 598
PkmnQ Vs Juan - Winner: PkmnQ
Marimo Vs Souple - Winner: Souple

Day 2 Winners

MrMeems Vs JamieD132 - Winner: JamieD132
paradock Vs cheesewhisk3rs - Winner: cheesewhisk3rs
PkmnQ Vs 598 - Winner: PkmnQ
Jcole Vs Souple - Winner: Souple

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Maximus 1 year ago (edited) • 7 views

Darfriend Elimination Bracket Day 3

Rules:
No Voting for yourself
Pick Your Favorite
No Advertizing yourself
if you can't pick a favorite don't pick any

NEW Day 3 Polls:

Day 1 Winners

MrMeems Vs qxva - Winner: MrMeems
Jinx Vs cheesewhisk3rs - Winner: cheesewhisk3rs
darkpet Vs 598 - Winner: 598
PkmnQ Vs Juan - Winner: PkmnQ
Marimo Vs Souple - Winner: Souple

Day 2 Winners

MrMeems Vs JamieD132 - Winner: JamieD132
paradock Vs cheesewhisk3rs - Winner: cheesewhisk3rs
PkmnQ Vs 598 - Winner: PkmnQ
Jcole Vs Souple - Winner: Souple

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Maximus 1 year ago • 8 views

Jcole won

Maximus 1 year ago • 9 views

I'm tallying up the points for the darfriend elimination bracket and jcole souple tied so pick one first 3 votes decide it all

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Maximus 1 year ago • 9 views

I'm tallying up the points for the darfriend elimination bracket and jcole souple tied so pick one first 3 votes decide it all

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Maximus 1 year ago • 2 views

OH, MY, GOD, I'M REALLY THAT GUY

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Maximus 1 year ago (edited) • 2 views

Fungi 1 year ago • 9 views

we're all just colors of rice

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Maximus 1 year ago • 3 views •

The Meem Meter

the other way - Joe hawley

8/10

a film produced by Joe Hawley
& music preformed by Andrew Horowitz

This is a weird one, I'd say it's a little gory with the unborn scene but pretty good besides that.

I like the part where he throws the baby to do parkour in one of the shots (I didn't notice until I watched it backwards) speaking of backwards the subtitles are wrong sometimes when you watch it backwards whole conversation's subtitles are flipped around & others not.

I spent 50 minutes in total watching this in reverse and normal.

Q: Why did I watch it in reverse?
A: Joe Hawley likes hidding stuff in reverse.
Q: how did you find this?
A: random button on the Tally Hallmanac and it went to the Bell's Pizza theme.
Q: Why?
A: Joe Hawley Joe Hawley Joe Hawley Joe Hawley
Q: do you recommend?
A: maybe

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Maximus 1 year ago (edited) • 3 views

Every day I find a new layer of tally hell

I found joe hawleys senior thesis as a film major called

the other way

Watch it here:

I copied the entire plot to my clipboard so here's the plot:

Plot Time:

Hank (Joe) receives a speeding ticket on the way to Bell's Pizza, where he is set to reunite with his former girlfriend, Chelsea (Elizabeth Hoyt) a year after their separation. Upon arriving, Hank sits with Chelsea and after some icebreaking, asks about her grandfather, who has been sick. Chelsea says that her grandfather died that morning and wishes she could have spoken to him before his death.

After some awkward banter surrounding themes of death, Chelsea asks Hank if he wants to know about a cardboard box that has been sitting on the table. Hank asks what's inside, and Chelsea procures a black bundle and informs Hank that it is her newborn baby, Fabian, and that Hank is the father. Hank expresses that he doesn't want a baby and that he wants to go to grad school instead. Chelsea, ignoring his complaints and protests, coos that Fabian was born yesterday evening, at exactly 5:29 PM, and that Hank has to come with them to the pool since it's Family Day. Hank says he doesn't know how to swim, and Chelsea responds by saying, "Your father should have taught you when you were a baby!" and hands Fabian to him. Seconds later, Fabian farts in Hank's face. Hank drives them all to the pool as Chelsea smokes in the passenger seat and Fabian cries as he has been placed upon a stack of textbooks in the back.

At the pool, Hank observes his surroundings. He first sees a father (Ken Wood) and his teenage son (Corey Antonishen) walking along the pool. The son slaps his father's nachos out of his hands and gloats as his father cleans up the mess. Hank shakes his head, then turns to watch another man (Kioto Patterson) as he relaxes in the jacuzzi, smiling at his peacefulness. Moments later, the man's three kids begin to harass him by beating him with pool noodles, splashing him, and dunking a bucket of cold water on his head, to Hank's dismay. Hank starts to internalize the problems of the respective fathers, walking along the side of the pool as his resentments and protests to Chelsea echo and overlap. Becoming overwhelmed with the stress, Hank attempts to commit suicide by drowning in the pool.

After floating catatonically underwater, Hank emerges from the pool in reverse. Upon glancing at the overhead clock, he discovers that time is moving backwards. (From here on out, the entire film is told through subtitles, with all music, dialogue, and scenes being played in proper order, but with reversed audio.)

Hank returns to the table Chelsea and Fabian were sitting at. Though Fabian is still there, Chelsea is not. Hank calls out for Chelsea but does not see her. Hank drives back to Bell's Pizza to see if she has gone there, but upon arriving sees that she is not at their booth (though the cardboard box Fabian was in remains). Hank approaches two nerdy students (Rob Cantor, Shamil Kotecha) eating at the restaurant and ask if they know what is happening. One of the nerds explains that "Hubble was wrong" and that "the cosmological constant was, in fact, negative," which is what resulted in "space-time continuum hilarity." When Hank asks why this is occurring, the nerd responds with an unhelpful answer. Hank heads to the front of the store, feeling around his throat uncomfortably as the pizza he just ate with Chelsea begins to reform in his mouth.

As he chews, Hank calls Chelsea. She picks up, and Hank asks where she is. Chelsea taunts him, calling him "Abandonment McJones" as she paints her toenails. Hank pleads for Chelsea to not leave Fabian with him, and Chelsea promises she won't, saying she would never do that to Fabian. She tells Hank that she'll be back in a couple of days, but Hank points out that Fabian is supposed to be "unborn" yesterday, at 5:29 PM as Chelsea said. Chelsea says that she knows, and that her plan is to stay away from Fabian so he won't be unborn and, by default, killed. Hank argues against this, insisting he be "put back." Chelsea calls him a murderer, and says that she loves Fabian too much to let him be unborn, vowing that even if Hank finds out where she is, she won't let Fabian "back in." She theorizes that Fabian would be able to live forever in the past. Chelsea hangs up the phone as Hank protests, and watches as her grandfather comes back to life.

By this point, Hank's pizza slice has fully reformed. He gives the slice to the clerk (Bora Karaca) at the counter, who comedically returns Hank's money.

Hank travels to Chelsea's house which she shares with her roommates Kate (Lauren Safran), Jess (Rebecca Schultz), and Heather (Jiwon Lee). The three refuse to tell Hank where Chelsea is as they berate him for wanting to kill Fabian. Hank insists they tell him, but Kate says they don't have time to deal with him as Jess only has a couple of years left before her breasts undevelop. They slam the door in his face thereafter.

Hank frantically travels on foot through the city in search of the hospital, to little success. He grows exhausted and collapses on the street, sobbing loudly. Eventually, Hank wakes up yesterday evening in front of the hospital. He jumps for joy at his luck, and quickly goes to find Chelsea's grandfather (Phillip Kerr).

Hank arrives at Chelsea's grandfather's hospital bed and deduces that Chelsea had already visited him, but has left. The grandfather says that his memory "hasn't returned," and advises Hank to visit him in a couple of weeks. Hank insists he cannot come back, as he only has four minutes until Fabian has to be unborn. As Hank panics, Chelsea's grandfather cuts him off and beckons him closer. As Hank leans in, the grandfather explains the thesis of the film, "The only circumstances you can count on are life and death. Whatever happens in between doesn't matter, but those two things gotta' happen." The grandfather goes on to explain that because time is moving backwards, he has "his entire life ahead of him," and nonsensically babbles as he smokes. Hank, realizing the old man won't say where Chelsea is, leaves.

Hank places Fabian in a gurney in the corridor. Suddenly, he turns to see Chelsea being brought down on a separate gurney by two nurses (Jeff Richardson; Latesia Collies) as she protests. The nurses tell Hank to move out of the way. Chelsea sees him and calls him a bastard; Hank responds with a smug wave. The doctor (Hank Greenspan) frantically asks Hank if he knows where the baby is, to which Hank points to the other gurney. The doctor "yoinks" Fabian, who cries loudly.

In the delivery room, Hank chides Chelsea about Fabian's fate as Chelsea cries and screams at him. Fabian's umbilical chord is uncut before the doctor pushes him back into Chelsea, whose stomach grows once again. Chelsea breaks into pained sobs as the scene fades to black.

Fading in, Hank is driving on the highway, supposedly back home. He sings triumphantly to the song playing on the radio, and his speedometer shows he is going 100 mph. Sirens sound, and Hank sees the same cop (Jim Kote) who gave him a speeding ticket that same day. Instead of giving him a ticket, the cop lets Hank off with a warning. Hanks looks at his drivers license that the cop gave back as he remembers what Chelsea's grandfather had said about counting on birth and death. He stares at his birthday, and with dismay realizes that eventually he too will eventually be unborn.

The song on the radio is Ruler Of Everything (Demo) from complete demos

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Maximus 1 year ago • 1 view •

The Meem Meter

Songs about Girls EP - ListedBlack

Passing - 7/10
Effort And Apathy - 8/10
Almost Raining - 7/10
Yearbook - 9/10

Fun Fact: Yearbook reappared on The Pingry E.P.

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Maximus 1 year ago • 2 views •

Let me tell you a tale of ~~Tally Hall~~ Brenda and Eddie

Brenda and Eddie were the
Popular steadies and the king and the queen of the prom

Riding around with the car top
Down and the radio on.

Nobody looked any finer
Or was more of a hit at the
Parkway Diner

We never knew we could want more than that out of life.
Surely Brenda and Eddie would
Always know how to survive.

Brenda and Eddie were still going
Steady in the summer of '75
When they decided the marriage would
Be at the end of July

Everyone said they were crazy
Brenda you know that you're much too lazy and Eddie could never afford to live that kind of life.
But there we were wavin' Brenda and eddie goodbye

Well they got an apartment with deep pile carpet, and a couple of paintings from Sears

A big waterbed that they bought
With the bread they had saved for a couple of years

They started to fight when the
Money got tight and they just didn't count on the tears.

They lived for a while in a very nice style but it's always the same in the end

They got a divorce as a matter of course and they parted the closest of friends

Then the king and the queen went back to the green but you can never go back there again

Brenda and Eddie had had it already by the summer of '75
From the high to the low to the end of the show for the rest of their lives
They couldn't go back to the greasers

The best they could do was pick up their pieces we always knew they would both find a way to get by

That's all I heard about Brenda and Eddie can't tell you more than I told you already and here we are wavin' Brenda and Eddie goodbye.

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