50cent's Posts

50cent 4 months ago • 5 views
do you still love me? bam bam rap rap yo lollipop
50cent 5 months ago (edited) • 10 views •
joke of the day (in rap form):
ayo which concert, where I can listen
hopefully nobody here missin
cause it's fairly cheap like big poe
aye, that price is real low
in this economy all them concerts cost a leg
some folks may choose to beg instead
but this concert is real cheap for today
and for this cheap price you can pay

seven, to the po-wer of
one, point-nine-five-six
but I ain't done yet, i'm real slick
it goes on like, two, three, three-fourths times a hundred
four-three, four-five, fourty and another seventy-five
thirty-seven, 'nother seven, first two digits of the emergency number in the U.S.
you better stop playing or you next
four times seven, the 36th and 37th to last digits of graham's number
chillin makin smores, crunchin graham crackers
nine squared, seven-nine-nine
five-three-eight-five-sex position-eleven
the digits of the sex position mentioned above multiplied together
fourteen, blizzy boi's hit song minus 10, eight-two-five-four-thirty-one again, six-six, two, a baker's dozen, four
zero-seventy-five, eight-two, nine, seven twice, twenty-eight, zero again
fifty-four, eighty-nine, twenty-four, five-nine, double zero, then two cents!

yeah yeah yeah, guess what
here's where the punchline comes
aye, it's a fitty cent with nickelback!
cause fitty cent means zero-point-five-"O" dollas
nickel's a five over a hundred
fitty cent minus nickelback equals forty-five!!
50cent 5 months ago • 12 views •
is my best fan!
Thank you qxva for appreciating me!
Keep it up, homie!
50cent 5 months ago • 19 views •
@QXVA

is OUR FAVORITE 50 CENT FAN of the MONTH!!
qxva, thank you for appreciating the hip hop community on darflen, man
50cent 5 months ago • 11 views •
this edit goes hard fr 😮‍💨
what's your favorite 50 Cent album?
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