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‮895 1 year ago • 4 views
"man darflen was pretty dead today"
goes to sleep
wakes up

spits cereal
"11 new users? that's like,
‮895 1 year ago • 8 views •
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‮895 1 year ago • 14 views
darflen PUN...

"aww look that fish's fin is messed up"
"you mean FLEN

a- as in DARFLEN"
"Used to be a hater, now you see me on your screen
Slide into my DM, but I leave 'em on seen
My phone is blowing up, I got gushers in my lean
Foreigns whizzing down the road, we rich and all we see is green (Yeah, they're green)
Hit her DM, no response to my message
Now I pull up in a foreign and she jealous
Necklace, I just dropped a thirty on a necklace (Bling bling!)
Stackin' money up like I'm bad at Tetris (Skrrt)
You can't catch me speeding off in a coupe
You can't catch me, I just lеt the horses loose (Lеt the horses loose)
Shawty blowin' in the wind 'cause I forgot the roof
Say you stuck around, but you ain't even in my group

Now you stick to me like glue 'cause all my hundreds blue
Now she call my phone but she ain't even with the crew
Now we goin' up and that's just what the money do
Private cruise, all these islands I could take you to
E-Every time airhorn sfx I feel like I can fly
Close your eyes and tell me that you're mine
Switching sides, I ain't never switching sides
Now my Rollie shines every time I check the time"

get it?????? sorry about the end my finger slipped
‮895 1 year ago • 7 views
darflen PUN...

"yo yesterday i caught a red fish"
"DARF!!! LOL! I KNOW THAT GUY!!!!!!!!!" shows darf, the wonderful darflen mascot "AND THEN THIS GUY MADE IT GARFIELD SO IT'S DARFIELD LMAOOOOOO"
"oh my god... fuck you dude, please get mental help"

get it????? this is the GREATEST joke of ALL tim
‮895 1 year ago • 4 views
how to get verified user badge need verify check mark real very official plus badge verifiable confirm real verification
‮895 1 year ago • 10 views
for the record he fixed the typos on the home page after I pointed them out

i'm just LIKE THAT yeah i'm so cool
‮895 1 year ago • 13 views
awaiting further confirmation that you are
asdfghjkl 1 year ago • 2 views

i am google

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‮895 1 year ago • 8 views
darflen PUN...

"were you actually sick yesterday or were you faking it?"
"no i actually DARFED three times"
"what"
"i mean barfed oops"
"what"

get it???? i'm SO FUNNY
‮895 1 year ago • 18 views
i was genuinely high on sugar i went to the movies and ate all the fucking candy we b(r)ought before the movie even started and i got thirsty but there was no water so i had to eat more candy to get my salivary glands working to moisten my mouth further and then i realized i ate a whole crunch bar and half a box of m&ms as well as some popcorn and a single junior mint
‮895 1 year ago • 11 views
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